Guitar is the musical instrument for piss lazy non musical people.
Slide guitar is for people who are too piss lazy and non musical to even learn proper guitar. It's lower than a uke.
(blah di blah di blah blah, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 10:50, archived)

You're saying this to upset me, and I'm not going to lower myself
*walks away with nose in the air*
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 10:51, archived)

^ nostalgic for the bayou

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 11:02, archived)

I know that you're making fun of me
but I do long for the bayou
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 11:07, archived)

it aint easy bein' green, huh?

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 11:09, archived)

they probably can't even read music, or read for that matter

( mongychops, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 11:00, archived)

I think it's nice that they let you play triangle in the school band,
but you need to let go of all that resentment that's built up over the years.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 1 Mar 2016, 11:01, archived)