Not sure how I got through my teenage years without a concealed musician doing a few seconds of furious bass slapping every time a person finished a conversation with something a bit funny.
(drimblehe'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 11:05,
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I bought a bass guitar pretty much so I could provide my own post-gag slap-jingle.
(Mr. Tea'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 3 Mar 2016, 12:16,
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My one-man-band kit with duck caller and swannee whistle provides all the incidental music a modern man about town could need.
(blah di blahdi blah blah, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 12:23,
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