this is why i had my one alarmed

( mongychops, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 15:24, archived)

it's been untouched for 2 years and it's right by my flat
i've asked all the neighbours and the maintenance company and nobody wants it. i need somewhere to put my bike.
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 18:05, archived)

The poor old guy's in hospital, long term illness, his potting shed is the only thing he has left to look forward to when he's finally discharged

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 18:41, archived)

Imagine his joy when he discovers he's grown a bicycle and a hulking great hippy.

(ian rush's inadequate flushes, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 18:52, archived)

k, selling this story to netflix

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 19:55, archived)