He's terrifically clever you know, I think he may be using the literary device 'sarcasm'

(dozers You big spazzer!, Thu 21 Sep 2017, 21:06, archived)

You give him too much credit.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 21 Sep 2017, 21:08, archived)

He has gone on record as confirming that he is decidedly clever.
Whether that is cleverer than the coppers who locked him up in the cells overnight for being a prick, or cleverer than everyone on here. If only there was a way to search his posts to evidence this wild claim, but I'm too thick to do it!
(dozers You big spazzer!, Thu 21 Sep 2017, 21:26, archived)

Was the black prostitute incident all in his imagination, or did he actually behead her? No doubt the arrest was for something different

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 21 Sep 2017, 21:29, archived)

isn't he a faggot these days?
His dads babysat his tranny kid Noah while he went on a gay date with a gay man named Ben (not his real name!!!!!).

That was the last fascinating instalment in the tragic life of popular b3ta paedophile 'spanishfly'.
(dozers You big spazzer!, Thu 21 Sep 2017, 21:33, archived)

I bet she can't deconstruct the whole comedy medium as cleverly as the very clever Stewart Lee.
/ac
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 21 Sep 2017, 21:15, archived)

Speaking of beeter users who think they are far cleverer than they actually are...
alright psychochomp, nice to have you back!!!!!
(dozers You big spazzer!, Thu 21 Sep 2017, 21:28, archived)

stop dozer stop

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 21 Sep 2017, 21:30, archived)

what you haven't considered is
what if I'm right?
(dozers You big spazzer!, Thu 21 Sep 2017, 21:34, archived)

Ooh psychochomp is a name I remember

( Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Thu 21 Sep 2017, 21:38, archived)

fucking hell.
Get some help.
(dozers You big spazzer!, Thu 21 Sep 2017, 21:39, archived)

I don't think I liked them.

( Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Thu 21 Sep 2017, 21:45, archived)

Well, you are a human female after all.

(dozers You big spazzer!, Thu 21 Sep 2017, 21:56, archived)

Psycochomp was a proper wanker

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 21 Sep 2017, 21:56, archived)

A fucking deluded tosser, haunted by the reality of his own inadequacy in every sphere of his life.

(dozers You big spazzer!, Thu 21 Sep 2017, 21:58, archived)

But enough about me!!!!!!!!!
(dozers You big spazzer!, Thu 21 Sep 2017, 21:58, archived)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post565285
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 21 Sep 2017, 22:01, archived)

oh god the amount of autism in that full thread

(dozers You big spazzer!, Thu 21 Sep 2017, 22:04, archived)

horrifying innit

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 21 Sep 2017, 22:08, archived)

If /links didn't exist, Off Topic would be far and away the worst part of this sorry website.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 21 Sep 2017, 23:30, archived)