Another Friday night with codeine and a box of tissues eh, eh, eh?
fuck's sake
( Grrrmachine your existence is still meaningless, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 19:18, archived)

I juat posted in the last yhreqd you bumhole

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 9 Feb 2018, 19:20, archived)

I just read it
and didn't want to leave you all embarrassed about what a massive social failure you are
( Grrrmachine your existence is still meaningless, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 19:21, archived)

What mg you got? I love Cocos

( mongychops, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 19:21, archived)

only 15mg, but I've got a handful of boxes

( Grrrmachine your existence is still meaningless, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 19:30, archived)

Pure or cut with paracetamol?

( mongychops, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 19:32, archived)

Just cold water extract if it's the latter.

( Slippery Mick, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 19:38, archived)

Paramol's good for that. Mmmm.

( Mr. Tea It's Okay! She's My Step Daughter!, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 21:57, archived)

just some sulphate or other to make you get the phlegm up
anti-cough stuff innit
( Grrrmachine your existence is still meaningless, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 19:49, archived)

Dunno about the cough thing, but it's a great opioid, few beers and some mg's are a nice time

( mongychops, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 20:04, archived)

what dose should I take as a noob then?
I'm already one beer and 15mg in
( Grrrmachine your existence is still meaningless, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 20:07, archived)

One every 4 hours is like one an hour to me, opioids make you feel quesy if you have one too many

( mongychops, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 20:12, archived)

I get a nice buzz off 400 mg of dihydrocodeine but that's not really for noobs.

( Mr. Tea It's Okay! She's My Step Daughter!, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 22:00, archived)

Codeine makes me into a zombie.
Some daft pharmacist refused to fill the ibuprofen* script the doctor had given me, gave me a box of codeine, instead**. I was swiftly rendered worse than useless.

*not sure why the doc felt the need to prescribe ibuprofen, when buying some would have been considerably easier
**last time I let my mum pick up a prescription for me
( monster munch - it's cheeseburgers, all the way down, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 20:47, archived)

That's the desired effect if you are in agony, if you are not, don't fucking take it

( mongychops, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 20:55, archived)

Yeah, I know what they're for.
It wasn't a pleasant experience, although it did get rid of the pain in my shoulder (temporarily).
Pretty sure there are laws against pharmacists giving them out on their own say so.
( monster munch - it's cheeseburgers, all the way down, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 21:06, archived)

You really are a fun sponge

( mongychops, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 21:18, archived)

I wouldn't advocate for a war on drugs,
but the odd skirmish wouldn't be out of the question.
( monster munch - it's cheeseburgers, all the way down, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 23:23, archived)

I've just come back from the chemist's,
where a good friend of Dorothy sales assistant sold me about €35 worth of plant-based lurgy remedies.

To bounce off Windy's comment in the previous thread, I saw a guy on the tram today who had only two fingers on his left hand: a giant, backwards-facing triple thumb and another flat, flippery megafinger.
( .Yeti. Get that down yer neck., Fri 9 Feb 2018, 19:25, archived)

top hat, pointy nose?
( Grrrmachine your existence is still meaningless, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 19:31, archived)

Ha!
#surprisecobblepot
( .Yeti. Get that down yer neck., Fri 9 Feb 2018, 19:32, archived)

I've been called by my best pal's wife asking me to help because he's off his nut in the City
Then I find out that my brother's fallen off the wagon. When I'm the person you go to for a responsible adult shit is fucked up yo
( Richard mcbeef Ham Master Jay, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 20:22, archived)

your social circle must be utter degenerates
if you're their go-to man in time of need
( Grrrmachine your existence is still meaningless, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 20:24, archived)

You might indulge on a par with Keith Richards,
but you can handle your mood-altering substances where others cannot.
( .Yeti. Get that down yer neck., Fri 9 Feb 2018, 20:24, archived)

As far as I'm aware, Keith got caught with brown flying into Canada , late 60s , maybe 70s, as much as he loved it he gave it up then and there for the band, no other buzz is ever the same when you fall in love with it, it's always what might have been

( mongychops, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 20:36, archived)

Mid 70s

( Richard mcbeef Ham Master Jay, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 21:42, archived)

Fair play to him, there's been many that couldn't

( mongychops, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 22:13, archived)

To a kid looking up to me ? Life ain't nothing but bitches and money
Soz about your brother mate, it ain't called demon drink for naink
( mongychops, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 20:26, archived)

Or you're better than you think

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 20:39, archived)

Are you his sponsor?

( mongychops, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 20:41, archived)

Sshh

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 20:41, archived)

10p a mile

( Richard mcbeef Ham Master Jay, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 21:47, archived)

mcbeef says:
JUST SAY NO!
( monster munch - it's cheeseburgers, all the way down, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 20:52, archived)

Well if yer out, can you sort us a bag of whizz & two trips?

( broadsword, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 20:56, archived)

I'll have 3 purple ohms and a packet of king-size reds if he's off out

( mongychops, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 22:11, archived)

Daughter of mandy and we've got a night ahead of us

( broadsword, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 22:13, archived)

You know what that bag of Mandy I had the other week did to me? I couldn't fucking shit, constipated, the buzz was good, but my guts seized up after 3 days on in,
I should give talks in schools
( mongychops, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 22:17, archived)

Can't say she's ever done that to me

( broadsword, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 22:22, archived)

Nah it's normally opium that does that, I put it down to old age

( mongychops, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 22:37, archived)

I got cider

(Smash Monkey 2 I'm not nuts, I'm condiments, I've been promoted, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 20:43, archived)