Another Friday night with codeine and a box of tissues eh, eh, eh?
fuck's sake
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 19:18, archived)

I juat posted in the last yhreqd you bumhole

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 9 Feb 2018, 19:20, archived)

I just read it
and didn't want to leave you all embarrassed about what a massive social failure you are
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 19:21, archived)

What mg you got? I love Cocos

( mongychops, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 19:21, archived)

only 15mg, but I've got a handful of boxes

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 19:30, archived)

Pure or cut with paracetamol?

( mongychops, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 19:32, archived)

Just cold water extract if it's the latter.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 19:38, archived)

Paramol's good for that. Mmmm.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 9 Feb 2018, 21:57, archived)

just some sulphate or other to make you get the phlegm up
anti-cough stuff innit
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 19:49, archived)

Dunno about the cough thing, but it's a great opioid, few beers and some mg's are a nice time

( mongychops, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 20:04, archived)

what dose should I take as a noob then?
I'm already one beer and 15mg in
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 20:07, archived)

One every 4 hours is like one an hour to me, opioids make you feel quesy if you have one too many

( mongychops, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 20:12, archived)

I get a nice buzz off 400 mg of dihydrocodeine but that's not really for noobs.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 9 Feb 2018, 22:00, archived)

Codeine makes me into a zombie.
Some daft pharmacist refused to fill the ibuprofen* script the doctor had given me, gave me a box of codeine, instead**. I was swiftly rendered worse than useless.

*not sure why the doc felt the need to prescribe ibuprofen, when buying some would have been considerably easier
**last time I let my mum pick up a prescription for me
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 20:47, archived)

That's the desired effect if you are in agony, if you are not, don't fucking take it

( mongychops, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 20:55, archived)

Yeah, I know what they're for.
It wasn't a pleasant experience, although it did get rid of the pain in my shoulder (temporarily).
Pretty sure there are laws against pharmacists giving them out on their own say so.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 21:06, archived)

You really are a fun sponge

( mongychops, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 21:18, archived)

I wouldn't advocate for a war on drugs,
but the odd skirmish wouldn't be out of the question.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 23:23, archived)

I've just come back from the chemist's,
where a good friend of Dorothy sales assistant sold me about €35 worth of plant-based lurgy remedies.

To bounce off Windy's comment in the previous thread, I saw a guy on the tram today who had only two fingers on his left hand: a giant, backwards-facing triple thumb and another flat, flippery megafinger.
( .Yeti., Fri 9 Feb 2018, 19:25, archived)

top hat, pointy nose?
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 19:31, archived)

Ha!
#surprisecobblepot
( .Yeti., Fri 9 Feb 2018, 19:32, archived)

I got cider

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 20:43, archived)