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i sat around on a board one day
where people were talking in a very strange way

short little rhymes for us to enjoy
what a very strange method to be employed

this went on and on and on
until we'd made a haiku chevron !

last night
(I helped save b3ta! sex and dougs and rock n roll, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 23:55, archived)
there was a bigger one somewhere
dunno where though...all nicely archived though
(Lord Gibbon, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 23:57, archived)
is the poem book up
you said you were looking to upload it ?
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 24 Aug 2004, 0:12, archived)
That am just Shazzam
Glad i got in the Chevron
Need to stop this now
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 23:59, archived)
must...ruin...haiku...chevron..to..prevent...flood..of...haikus
must...stop...using...dots...
(Lord Gibbon, Tue 24 Aug 2004, 0:00, archived)
......
...........
(I helped save b3ta! Dobsky, Tue 24 Aug 2004, 0:01, archived)
yes
to the below
(I helped save b3ta! sex and dougs and rock n roll, Tue 24 Aug 2004, 0:02, archived)
Its better than
Ace a roony
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Tue 24 Aug 2004, 0:06, archived)
Lord Gibbon doesn't seem to realise that if he breaks a haiku chevron, we'll just have to fix it, generating more haikus and bloody hell isn't this line getting long?

(I helped save b3ta! Deebster, Tue 24 Aug 2004, 0:08, archived)
if this is an attempt at a haiku chevron
it really really sucks
(Lord Gibbon, Tue 24 Aug 2004, 0:14, archived)
Or are we just creating a free form Chevron?
Daddy-o.
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Tue 24 Aug 2004, 0:02, archived)
Im reluctant to use Shazzam
I get the feeling Id sound like 'cool dad'
(Icouldsleepforever, Tue 24 Aug 2004, 0:01, archived)
Never mind. i seem to have just used the word Daddy-o ^^

(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Tue 24 Aug 2004, 0:02, archived)
Yeah Im with it
Nice ;)
(Icouldsleepforever, Tue 24 Aug 2004, 0:03, archived)

shame on you.

now hang your head daddy-o



shit.
(I helped save b3ta! sex and dougs and rock n roll, Tue 24 Aug 2004, 0:03, archived)
daddy-o is the bestest of all the o's
why are you a dirty sod?
(Lord Gibbon, Tue 24 Aug 2004, 0:05, archived)

just something someone shouted (in jest) at me today.
(I helped save b3ta! sex and dougs and rock n roll, Tue 24 Aug 2004, 0:06, archived)
were you ravaging a goat at the time?
i find that sometimes happens to me
(Lord Gibbon, Tue 24 Aug 2004, 0:06, archived)
no
and really, if you frequently find yourself in that situation then you rightfully deserve the given title.

*hands over*
(I helped save b3ta! sex and dougs and rock n roll, Tue 24 Aug 2004, 0:08, archived)
gee thanks that means a lot
daddy-o
(Lord Gibbon, Tue 24 Aug 2004, 0:12, archived)
What about porn-o??

(I helped save b3ta! Dobsky, Tue 24 Aug 2004, 0:06, archived)

that was indeed fun
haikus all in a chevron
lets do it again
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 24 Aug 2004, 0:00, archived)
NOOOO
ooh its midnight
(Lord Gibbon, Tue 24 Aug 2004, 0:01, archived)

until yesterday
I couldn't write a haiku
now I can write lots
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 24 Aug 2004, 0:03, archived)
no
that was like, sooo last night
(I helped save b3ta! sex and dougs and rock n roll, Tue 24 Aug 2004, 0:01, archived)
last night was the first time I had written any poetry for 17 years
now I can't stop trying to think of poems :)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 24 Aug 2004, 0:04, archived)

i know what you mean.
i've never really tried to write any verse until this board cropped up.
that's also really the point of this thread.
(I helped save b3ta! sex and dougs and rock n roll, Tue 24 Aug 2004, 0:07, archived)
I may be trying to come up with new stuff
but it rarely reaches postable standard
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 24 Aug 2004, 0:10, archived)
you can't really judge poetry
just wait for the next poetry-fest and post your stuff too
(Lord Gibbon, Tue 24 Aug 2004, 0:13, archived)
I never actually finsh most of it
the creativity just flows away
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 24 Aug 2004, 0:14, archived)
bah
there's no need to prepare a verse
when making it up i could do worse
post spontaneous poems to peoples text
you never know what'll happen next!
(I helped save b3ta! sex and dougs and rock n roll, Tue 24 Aug 2004, 0:14, archived)
all my haikus are like that
I have no talent at 'normal' poetry.
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 24 Aug 2004, 0:15, archived)

yeah its a lot harder. hence the 4 - 6 liners.

haiku's are easy
and don't take long to compose:
should probably stop.
(I helped save b3ta! sex and dougs and rock n roll, Tue 24 Aug 2004, 0:17, archived)

no they should not stop
one last haiku before bed
I bid thee good night
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 24 Aug 2004, 0:19, archived)

please stop straight away
or i will find where you live
and bukakke you

see? no skill at all in haikus!
(Lord Gibbon, Tue 24 Aug 2004, 0:20, archived)
haiku i havn't
but wait now i bloody have
someone kill me please
(I helped save b3ta! Delete Me, Tue 24 Aug 2004, 0:15, archived)
haiku with meaning
is what i want to create
but i fucking cant.
(I helped save b3ta! Delete Me, Tue 24 Aug 2004, 0:18, archived)

you're a big fat liar
you have just made some haikus
self contradicting

bah, that was crap
(I helped save b3ta! sex and dougs and rock n roll, Tue 24 Aug 2004, 0:23, archived)