morning

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 30 Nov 2018, 7:21, archived)

wanker

( bent reznor the brownward spiral, Fri 30 Nov 2018, 7:31, archived)

Is this how you usually start your day?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 30 Nov 2018, 7:38, archived)

always.

( bent reznor the brownward spiral, Fri 30 Nov 2018, 7:49, archived)

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(97800, Fri 30 Nov 2018, 7:32, archived)

bit crude, m8

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 30 Nov 2018, 7:33, archived)

Nice hat

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 30 Nov 2018, 7:40, archived)

brexit

( $$ ✅, Fri 30 Nov 2018, 7:47, archived)

...with Narada Michael Walden

( bent reznor the brownward spiral, Fri 30 Nov 2018, 7:50, archived)

Who better to guide us through this period of economic uncertainty

(97800, Fri 30 Nov 2018, 7:56, archived)

Ross Kemp On Borders

(97800, Fri 30 Nov 2018, 7:57, archived)

there is no one more suited

( bent reznor the brownward spiral, Fri 30 Nov 2018, 7:58, archived)

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( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 30 Nov 2018, 8:19, archived)

he could perform at the after party

( $$ ✅, Fri 30 Nov 2018, 8:09, archived)

Nothing more need be said

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 30 Nov 2018, 8:12, archived)

Friday.
Got to get down on Friday.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 30 Nov 2018, 7:56, archived)

Fartyin fartyin yeah

(97800, Fri 30 Nov 2018, 7:58, archived)

yeah
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 30 Nov 2018, 8:06, archived)

gotta have your bowl

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 30 Nov 2018, 8:13, archived)

Wouldn't mind a bowl to start off the weekend, now that you mention it.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 30 Nov 2018, 8:15, archived)

+pain-free
+e
+movement
(97800, Fri 30 Nov 2018, 8:32, archived)

Lol old.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 30 Nov 2018, 8:43, archived)

Yo , suppose I better go take some grapes and Lucozade today

( mongychops, Fri 30 Nov 2018, 9:10, archived)

Take a tape measure
tell him you've found a decent price on a coffin, one careful owner
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 30 Nov 2018, 9:16, archived)

jings!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 30 Nov 2018, 9:45, archived)

Jiminy jillikers

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 30 Nov 2018, 9:47, archived)

Grackles, gaskets and gumboots!

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 30 Nov 2018, 9:56, archived)

have you been sacked from the new job already?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 30 Nov 2018, 9:57, archived)

He's l33t h4xx0r3d the firewall, I reckon.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 30 Nov 2018, 9:59, archived)

Using my new phone
since the company's now paying my phone bill for me
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 30 Nov 2018, 10:05, archived)