Roses are red
It has been reported
That ham is on sale
So, that's lunch sorted
( Cheers Cheers, Wed 12 Feb 2020, 11:19, archived)

What's for dinner on the site that's run by r-o-b?
H-a-m, d-i-s, c-o-u-n-t
Hey there twitter users, it was only 50p
H-a-m, d-i-s, c-o-u-n-t
Christmas ham, christmas ham
All the butcher's markdowns we will buy, buy, buy, buy
Join our bunch and sort your lunch in Richmond Sainsburee
G-a-m, m-o-n, only fifty pee
(97800, Wed 12 Feb 2020, 11:23, archived)

Roses are red
violets are blue
i eat 50p ham
and then do a poo
( broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 12 Feb 2020, 11:25, archived)

roses are good
violets are better
i eat 50p ham
then write the newsletter
( broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 12 Feb 2020, 11:28, archived)

Roses are red
marigolds are grey
i stick my cock in cheap ham
and pump pump away
( broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 12 Feb 2020, 11:51, archived)

Roses are red
I swear on my life
but Kunt from The Gang
ran off with my wife
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 12 Feb 2020, 12:24, archived)

Roses are red
and rob's a strange bloke
he once banned a hedgehog
for telling a joke
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 12 Feb 2020, 22:16, archived)