morning

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 12 Feb 2020, 9:18, archived)

morning Dickie

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Feb 2020, 9:22, archived)

g'day

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 12 Feb 2020, 9:27, archived)

'd
( Cheers Cheers, Wed 12 Feb 2020, 11:18, archived)

Morning

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 12 Feb 2020, 9:26, archived)

bright and sunny here, bit nippon but I'll take that over a storm any day
supposed to be another one on the weekend ffs
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 12 Feb 2020, 9:27, archived)

I know
Storm Dennis, apparently
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 12 Feb 2020, 9:55, archived)

so it's fucked trump?

( broadsword, Wed 12 Feb 2020, 10:16, archived)

AI DERN'T REH-LEH KNERRR

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 12 Feb 2020, 10:19, archived)

I fucking hate when he does that

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 12 Feb 2020, 11:40, archived)

I fucking hate when he does literally anything

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 12 Feb 2020, 12:22, archived)

morning queef

( broadsword, Wed 12 Feb 2020, 9:29, archived)

what ho, broad-o

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 12 Feb 2020, 9:32, archived)

When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.

( $$ ✅, Wed 12 Feb 2020, 9:40, archived)

Morning, I mean

( $$ ✅, Wed 12 Feb 2020, 9:40, archived)

more like it

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 12 Feb 2020, 9:45, archived)

chiggidy check yo self

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 12 Feb 2020, 9:46, archived)

shotgun bullets are bad for your health

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 12 Feb 2020, 9:53, archived)

shotguns fire shot, hth

(97800, Wed 12 Feb 2020, 11:26, archived)

don't tell me, m8 - tell O'Shea Jackson

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 12 Feb 2020, 12:22, archived)

rick to his friend's

(97800, Wed 12 Feb 2020, 12:26, archived)

alright,

( mongychops, Wed 12 Feb 2020, 9:57, archived)

yeah boyee

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 12 Feb 2020, 10:13, archived)

Bring WOTW
Shed talk was great
(dee bee Lols for, Wed 12 Feb 2020, 10:17, archived)

pardon?

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 12 Feb 2020, 10:19, archived)

wanker of the week
Awarded to DBT every Monday.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 12 Feb 2020, 10:30, archived)

Willy Orifice Tit Wank, durrr

( broadsword, Wed 12 Feb 2020, 10:30, archived)

I feel so stupid now

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 12 Feb 2020, 10:36, archived)

I'm vegan

(97800, Wed 12 Feb 2020, 11:15, archived)

I work with a vegan lad, spends 93% of the day doing smelly plops

( broadsword, Wed 12 Feb 2020, 11:16, archived)

+ telling everyone he's vegan

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 12 Feb 2020, 11:17, archived)

nah he doesn't conform to that stereotype
but man does he drop plops
( broadsword, Wed 12 Feb 2020, 11:26, archived)

Veganism is a plot to make the population weaker and more susceptible to disease and to make frogs gay.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Wed 12 Feb 2020, 11:53, archived)

I work with a wannabe body builder
Much the same result
(97800, Wed 12 Feb 2020, 11:22, archived)

The worst toilets I ever smelt are at the gym
my god it's horrendous what comes out of steroid beasts' arses
(97800, Wed 12 Feb 2020, 11:36, archived)

your willy is horrendous??????

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 12 Feb 2020, 11:39, archived)

????!!!!!!
###/!!!
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Wed 12 Feb 2020, 11:50, archived)

would you like to buy some vitamin b12 supplements?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Feb 2020, 11:31, archived)

Only if they're ethically sourced from tuna with their permission

(97800, Wed 12 Feb 2020, 11:33, archived)

Roses are red
It has been reported
That ham is on sale
So, that's lunch sorted
( Cheers Cheers, Wed 12 Feb 2020, 11:19, archived)

What's for dinner on the site that's run by r-o-b?
H-a-m, d-i-s, c-o-u-n-t
Hey there twitter users, it was only 50p
H-a-m, d-i-s, c-o-u-n-t
Christmas ham, christmas ham
All the butcher's markdowns we will buy, buy, buy, buy
Join our bunch and sort your lunch in Richmond Sainsburee
G-a-m, m-o-n, only fifty pee
(97800, Wed 12 Feb 2020, 11:23, archived)

Roses are red
violets are blue
i eat 50p ham
and then do a poo
( broadsword, Wed 12 Feb 2020, 11:25, archived)

roses are good
violets are better
i eat 50p ham
then write the newsletter
( broadsword, Wed 12 Feb 2020, 11:28, archived)

Roses are red
marigolds are grey
i stick my cock in cheap ham
and pump pump away
( broadsword, Wed 12 Feb 2020, 11:51, archived)

Roses are red
I swear on my life
but Kunt from The Gang
ran off with my wife
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 12 Feb 2020, 12:24, archived)

Roses are red
and rob's a strange bloke
he once banned a hedgehog
for telling a joke
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 12 Feb 2020, 22:16, archived)

Brilliant story to tell. Last day I was in the coffee shop where I work, and then a man came in and said he wanted coffee. He was smelly man. Tomek did not like him. Tomek said we didn’t have any coffee. And then the man just went!
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 12 Feb 2020, 11:40, archived)

I don’t understand the joke.

( $$ ✅, Wed 12 Feb 2020, 11:45, archived)

what's rude about a body?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 12 Feb 2020, 11:48, archived)

Lynn, these are sex people!

( $$ ✅, Wed 12 Feb 2020, 11:52, archived)

no thank you, I don't want to be part of your sex festival.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 12 Feb 2020, 12:02, archived)