morning
Day off for me today
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 3 Jul 2020, 7:44, archived)

Not for us, though, eh? Aaaaahahaha
- Statler and Waldorf
( .Yeti., Fri 3 Jul 2020, 7:46, archived)

Morning
Shopping day!
( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Fri 3 Jul 2020, 7:50, archived)

extra, extra, read all about it
headline: friday
( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 3 Jul 2020, 8:03, archived)

Got anything nice planned?
can I reccomend getting a big fat steak and eating it and then getting fucking turbo!!
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 3 Jul 2020, 8:11, archived)

I have a top quality t-bone in the freezer
Good idea m8!
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 3 Jul 2020, 8:52, archived)

I've got a pair of nice minute steaks,
going to wave them at the grill and then devour them.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 3 Jul 2020, 9:16, archived)

minute steaks eh?
Exactly how small are they?!
(morning Hairy biscuit!, Fri 3 Jul 2020, 9:22, archived)

Why don't you just fuck off.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 3 Jul 2020, 9:24, archived)

this place gets more toxic by the day, might set up a collarspace profile then top myself

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Fri 3 Jul 2020, 9:28, archived)

Rip psycochomp

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 3 Jul 2020, 9:34, archived)

the coolest man on b3ta

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Fri 3 Jul 2020, 9:51, archived)

WP, you mean

(97800, Fri 3 Jul 2020, 12:20, archived)

what's the vegetarian option?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Jul 2020, 9:39, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8266112
(morning Hairy biscuit!, Fri 3 Jul 2020, 9:45, archived)

That Israeli doggy bacon thing from the other day.

( .Yeti., Fri 3 Jul 2020, 9:50, archived)

Don't be ridiculous, bacon isn't kosher.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 3 Jul 2020, 9:58, archived)

Imagine not being able to eat bacon, though.
That'd be a bit rubbish.
( .Yeti., Fri 3 Jul 2020, 9:59, archived)

I don't eat bacon m8.

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Fri 3 Jul 2020, 10:00, archived)

+ oh no

(97800, Fri 3 Jul 2020, 10:04, archived)

Ah, well, you're missing out there.

( .Yeti., Fri 3 Jul 2020, 10:04, archived)

I make up for it by being REALLY REALLY COOL

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Fri 3 Jul 2020, 10:06, archived)

Are you the coolest man on b3ta now that psychochomp's gone?

( .Yeti., Fri 3 Jul 2020, 10:11, archived)

Yes.

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Fri 3 Jul 2020, 10:19, archived)

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over my bacon sarnie.

( .Yeti., Fri 3 Jul 2020, 10:22, archived)

WANKER

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Fri 3 Jul 2020, 10:22, archived)

^ jealous of my greasy, salty porcine goodness

( .Yeti., Fri 3 Jul 2020, 10:25, archived)

and your bacon sarnie

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Fri 3 Jul 2020, 10:35, archived)

he'

( .Yeti., Fri 3 Jul 2020, 10:39, archived)

[Pulp Fiction quotes]

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 3 Jul 2020, 10:27, archived)

wanker

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Fri 3 Jul 2020, 8:20, archived)

Morning
WFH here, but I do like my Friday hours of 7:45 - 1:15. The second number more than the first number.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Fri 3 Jul 2020, 8:30, archived)

Steak and turbo by 2pm

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 3 Jul 2020, 8:35, archived)

Bang the box

( broadsword, Fri 3 Jul 2020, 8:44, archived)

Classic

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 3 Jul 2020, 11:37, archived)

Good morning.
Pulling a sickie?
(Nadia Sawallah's wotsits Mask me up I'm going in, Fri 3 Jul 2020, 8:45, archived)

Nah just booked a day off

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 3 Jul 2020, 9:48, archived)

Might solve a mystery, or rewrite history

(97800, Fri 3 Jul 2020, 8:50, archived)

Alright Launchpad

( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Fri 3 Jul 2020, 9:39, archived)

woo oo

(piss and shit, Fri 3 Jul 2020, 10:23, archived)

Smoke a fat one

(Nicki Minaj, Fri 3 Jul 2020, 9:06, archived)

On it

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 3 Jul 2020, 9:48, archived)

I'll hit up your gazbox with some carefully curated slowcore and nu skool breaks playlists!

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Fri 3 Jul 2020, 9:07, archived)

turns out I've only taken one and half days holiday this year

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Jul 2020, 9:39, archived)

Same here including today

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 3 Jul 2020, 9:49, archived)

every day is a holiday if you just believe

(Tim Stilton 🧀, Fri 3 Jul 2020, 9:50, archived)