early start today
the youngest tangle is back to school, so I've started work early to make up for nipping out on the school run
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 8:00, archived)

 I didnt believe you could get more boring than you already were, and yet here we are
(morning Hairy biscuit!, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 8:03, archived)

I'll miss you when you are dead from Rona
all those years of "hitting the bong" with your hippy mates has probably weakened your lungs beyond any hope of recovery
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 3 Sep 2020, 8:04, archived)

I actually have two chronic lung conditions
although neither of them are as a result of lifestyle choices, cool eh?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 8:14, archived)

That is most uncool
if I die you can have my lungs.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 3 Sep 2020, 8:16, archived)

thx hun x

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 8:40, archived)

if i die you can suck my tits

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 10:45, archived)

mine's back tomorrow
but when I spoke to her about it on Tuesday she claimed not to know this. I fucking hope this wasn't her being evasive because her mother is planning on keeping her home. If it turns out she's done this without consulting me I will kick the fuck off.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 8:09, archived)

She may well have been told umpteen times, kids are idiots

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 8:14, archived)

this one is spectacularly vague tbf

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 8:17, archived)

Both mine are like that , so you're off to Germany on a school trip , where abouts? Dunno, how long for ? Dunno ...so it continues

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 9:25, archived)

that makes me feel a bit better actually

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 9:37, archived)