morning

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 16 Nov 2020, 7:52, archived)

hullo

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 16 Nov 2020, 7:54, archived)

hi m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 16 Nov 2020, 8:06, archived)

what is going on this week

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 16 Nov 2020, 8:07, archived)

i'm having real problems with my kid and I can't see her to sort it out, mrs' specialist has said it's too risky
fucking stressed out here, hope you're having a better time than I am
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 16 Nov 2020, 8:15, archived)

that does sounds super stressful, is this your ex being a dick and fanning the flames as well?
I#m having a bit of a slump, but nothing compared to what you're going through
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 16 Nov 2020, 8:34, archived)

course she is
the messages I'm getting are just jr parroting the bollocks her mum spouts - and not being able to see her to clear things up is fucking awful

#comedywebsite
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 16 Nov 2020, 8:37, archived)

kick both of them in the cunt

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Mon 16 Nov 2020, 8:37, archived)

are you a licenced family therapist?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 16 Nov 2020, 8:45, archived)

cunt and kicker's family counsel

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Mon 16 Nov 2020, 9:13, archived)

it's a real shit that she will listen to her mums bullshit,
can you not get her on the phone at least for a chat? or is it impossible without mum listening in and egging her on?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 16 Nov 2020, 8:45, archived)

i've been trying for a couple of weeks now

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 16 Nov 2020, 8:54, archived)

Is there...I dunno, some sort of mediator for this kind of situation?
It feels like there should be.
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 16 Nov 2020, 9:00, archived)

it's something I need to look into
uncharted waters here
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 16 Nov 2020, 9:07, archived)

morning sexy

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Mon 16 Nov 2020, 7:56, archived)

greetings

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 16 Nov 2020, 8:06, archived)

queefings

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Mon 16 Nov 2020, 9:28, archived)

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How are you doing today,

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Office please get back to us and forawd your information SO that UBA BANK ONLINE TRANSFER to transfer your total fund of $2.5Million Dollars
through uba bank online transfer we have
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Mr.Godwin Elumel
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Nov 2020, 8:39, archived)

sounds legit

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 16 Nov 2020, 8:46, archived)

Sounds great, sign me up!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 16 Nov 2020, 8:49, archived)

Contact the office email ( [email protected] )
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Nov 2020, 9:00, archived)

morning Godwin

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 16 Nov 2020, 8:54, archived)

morning 2 u & yr kin

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 16 Nov 2020, 8:53, archived)

merry christmas m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 16 Nov 2020, 8:55, archived)

ho ho ho!
I have banned Christmas carols in the house until 1 December. Anything before that is taking the piss.
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 16 Nov 2020, 9:00, archived)

I've already started on the christmas port

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Nov 2020, 9:01, archived)

morning

( broadsword now that's fresh, Mon 16 Nov 2020, 9:05, archived)

morn-o, broad-o

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 16 Nov 2020, 9:07, archived)

morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 16 Nov 2020, 9:18, archived)

yo

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 16 Nov 2020, 9:27, archived)

m'g q'f

(dribble, Mon 16 Nov 2020, 9:42, archived)

dr'

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 16 Nov 2020, 9:46, archived)

just had an order from a 'Lisa Bushrod'

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 16 Nov 2020, 9:57, archived)

haha, it's 'funny name corner' again!!!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 16 Nov 2020, 10:09, archived)

haha, well spotted - good one!!!

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 16 Nov 2020, 10:11, archived)

One of these days you'll post the real name of a /chat member

(dribble, Mon 16 Nov 2020, 11:03, archived)

lol member

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 16 Nov 2020, 11:22, archived)

Back in the old days there were johnsons as far as the eye could see

(dribble, Mon 16 Nov 2020, 11:37, archived)

alright Lisa, sorry to have blown your cover

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 16 Nov 2020, 11:51, archived)

At least I know which company never to order from again because of their lax data protection attitude

(dribble, Mon 16 Nov 2020, 11:54, archived)