poo and wee and plops

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 16:25, archived)

Pweps, maybe yours

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 16:35, archived)

steady on m8, no need for blue language

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 16:37, archived)

I was hoping to use this forum in my cats’ home-schooling curriculum. That hope is now dashed.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 16:39, archived)

all is not lost though m8

For 5,000 years the Chinese have kept this acupressure trick locked and sealed.

But the TRUTH is finally out.

By pressing this anus pressure point for 7 seconds you can dramatically shrink an inflamed prostate.

But only a few people know where this tricky pressure point is located exactly.

Watch this video to see where this pressure point is and how easy it is to get rid of prostate problems.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 16:48, archived)

you have to wonder what I clicked on to get on this particular email list eh

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 16:49, archived)

i gotchu fam
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 16:52, archived)

my mum bought me that for my birthday!

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 17:03, archived)

Not working or you not practicing

(Nicki Minaj, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 17:17, archived)

You've no idea how much worse I'd be if I didn't do my 100 daily anus-constrictions

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 17:20, archived)

i bet nobody shakes hands with you even outside the corona window

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 18:05, archived)

she didn't consider a tuppeny upright?

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 17:21, archived)

The anus needs further de-mystification really.
Some people claim beneficial effects just by pointing it at the sun.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 17:57, archived)

i thought my anus was the sun tbh

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 18:03, archived)

poo language lol

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 16:51, archived)

And now Maradona, damn you co...caine

(Nicki Minaj, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 17:23, archived)

al

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 17:56, archived)

Top Facebook reaction so far: "It's a miracle he made it to 60"

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 18:16, archived)

i'm amazed i've made it to 131 tbh

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 18:23, archived)

that vegetarian diet probably helps

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 18:24, archived)

also my low stress lifestyle
very zen. very osmosic.
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 18:28, archived)

fucked yourself with osmosic mate
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 18:30, archived)

yeh i know. not going to let it worry me tho, one with the universe these days.
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 18:31, archived)

lol

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 23:54, archived)