Amazon have fucked up and sent me the four colly birds too early and now I have to keep them hidden and alive for another 27 days before giving them to my true love
Fml
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 8:54, archived)

I blame all the black people in the adverts

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 9:08, archived)

huh, I always thought it was "calling birds"

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 9:08, archived)

it is in all but the very earliest versions
tango here is being an insufferable Christmas carol ponce
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 9:11, archived)

phew, for a moment there I thought my entire life was a lie

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 9:12, archived)

don't be too hasty m8, it still is

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 9:14, archived)

I'll settle for a marginally more well-informed lie

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 9:15, archived)

you perhaps couldn't hear it in my post but I was also using an earlier variant on the melody

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 9:16, archived)

oh I could hear it alright
I heard it, and I thought it was rubbish.

How about THAT?
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 9:43, archived)

that's it, I'm striking you off my Christmas card list
no round robin for you this year
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 9:51, archived)