morning

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 7:36, archived)

morning,
i think there should be punishment for people that email me jobs before 8am
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 1 Dec 2020, 7:39, archived)

j kn
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 7:57, archived)

knobs are a very serious business

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 1 Dec 2020, 8:12, archived)

they sure are m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 8:15, archived)

well this sure is a contender for morning thread of the year

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 8:36, archived)

it's ok, I'm here now

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 8:45, archived)

thank god

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 8:52, archived)

phew-ee

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 9:02, archived)

get your advent calendars out for the lads

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 9:04, archived)

go fuck yourself

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 8:53, archived)

well really

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 9:07, archived)

Amazon have fucked up and sent me the four colly birds too early and now I have to keep them hidden and alive for another 27 days before giving them to my true love
Fml
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 8:54, archived)

I blame all the black people in the adverts

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 9:08, archived)

huh, I always thought it was "calling birds"

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 9:08, archived)

it is in all but the very earliest versions
tango here is being an insufferable Christmas carol ponce
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 9:11, archived)

phew, for a moment there I thought my entire life was a lie

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 9:12, archived)

don't be too hasty m8, it still is

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 9:14, archived)

I'll settle for a marginally more well-informed lie

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 9:15, archived)

you perhaps couldn't hear it in my post but I was also using an earlier variant on the melody

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 9:16, archived)

oh I could hear it alright
I heard it, and I thought it was rubbish.

How about THAT?
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 9:43, archived)

that's it, I'm striking you off my Christmas card list
no round robin for you this year
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 9:51, archived)

this place would die on it is arse if I stopped posting

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 9:58, archived)

haha, like someone else used to say on here! I like it!!

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 10:20, archived)

no m8 it is you who it is arse

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 10:30, archived)

Morning

( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 11:23, archived)

hullo m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 11:24, archived)

Going to have to spend the day assembling and decorating 3 Christmas trees
Pain in the fucking arse
( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 12:31, archived)

eff that yo
prolly not bothering at all this year, no point if the kid's not coming :(
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 13:08, archived)

Advent calendar has zwarte piet's face behind door 1

(dribble, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 11:48, archived)

And probably every other door

(dribble, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 11:49, archived)

lol

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 12:10, archived)

Dutch chocolate as well, ugh

(dribble, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 12:13, archived)

Nice bar of etc

(dribble, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 12:14, archived)

quick round of cock muff bumhole?

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 12:55, archived)