My local is doing buy a kids meal for a quid, stay as long as you like, but have food left

(Nicki Minaj, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 14:38, archived)

What are they going to do when their clientele
Who I assume are mostly old men, have all died of covid?
( Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 15:13, archived)

Dont know one person from my local who has had covid

(Nicki Minaj, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 15:15, archived)

....yet

( Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 15:17, archived)

But you are over looking that they never caught it when just drinking, now they have the added virus protection of foood

(Nicki Minaj, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 15:27, archived)

Ah you're right
Chicken nuggets to the rescue
( Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 16:09, archived)

Turkey Twizzlers will save us all.
Stick that in your pipe and smoke it, Jamie Oliver.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 16:24, archived)

That's the good thing about old people
there's a never ending supply
(dribble, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 15:22, archived)

they just need to be ready at any time for an inspection I suppose
If everyone's got a plate in front of them then they're covered
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 15:52, archived)

I don't know who would do the inspection, they couldn't police fuck all before

(Nicki Minaj, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 16:04, archived)

my brother's local is in deep shit for having an after hours staff lock in the night before the last lockdown ended
some disgruntled neighbour grassed them up
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 16:21, archived)