alright

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 13:38, archived)

Eaten too many hot wings

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 13:41, archived)

bullshit

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 14:20, archived)

win eg
(dribble, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 15:04, archived)

how many did you have?

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 17:00, archived)

6
I can't eat much these days
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 22:27, archived)

Sorry?

(dribble, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 13:58, archived)

wanker

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 14:20, archived)

That's the one

(dribble, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 14:24, archived)

might buy a tortilla press

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 13:59, archived)

might buy another g shock

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 14:21, archived)

Few new ones released the other day with a white marble appearance

(Nicki Minaj, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 14:39, archived)

yeah I saw. I want one of these
www.watchshop.com/watches/casio-g-shock-xl-watch-gx-56bb-1er.pdp?utm_source=froogle&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=shoppingfeeds&source=froogle&nst=0&gclid=Cj0KCQiAk53-BRD0ARIsAJuNhpt9hLyOoajXa8hHZElN6j2g560wTPh_bmLU7h57gWnY7oc0Y7voHjYaAkVrEALw_wcB&gclsrc=aw.ds
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 15:07, archived)

what the fuck is wrong with you?

(piss and shit, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 18:16, archived)

where do we start?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 18:23, archived)

My local is doing buy a kids meal for a quid, stay as long as you like, but have food left

(Nicki Minaj, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 14:38, archived)

What are they going to do when their clientele
Who I assume are mostly old men, have all died of covid?
( Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 15:13, archived)

Dont know one person from my local who has had covid

(Nicki Minaj, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 15:15, archived)

....yet

( Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 15:17, archived)

But you are over looking that they never caught it when just drinking, now they have the added virus protection of foood

(Nicki Minaj, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 15:27, archived)

Ah you're right
Chicken nuggets to the rescue
( Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 16:09, archived)

Turkey Twizzlers will save us all.
Stick that in your pipe and smoke it, Jamie Oliver.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 16:24, archived)

That's the good thing about old people
there's a never ending supply
(dribble, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 15:22, archived)

they just need to be ready at any time for an inspection I suppose
If everyone's got a plate in front of them then they're covered
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 15:52, archived)

I don't know who would do the inspection, they couldn't police fuck all before

(Nicki Minaj, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 16:04, archived)

my brother's local is in deep shit for having an after hours staff lock in the night before the last lockdown ended
some disgruntled neighbour grassed them up
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 16:21, archived)