Looking forward to olympic "breaking"

(dribble, Tue 8 Dec 2020, 11:22, archived)

D:

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 8 Dec 2020, 11:32, archived)

In an attempt to seem relevant to teh kid's, new sports also include Fortnite tournaments and Being Mean To Each Other On The TikToks

(dribble, Tue 8 Dec 2020, 11:37, archived)

tbh I'd be a lot less bothered about either of those

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 8 Dec 2020, 11:38, archived)

Olympic flossing

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 8 Dec 2020, 11:39, archived)

Real life Minecraft
First to quarry a cubic metre of stone using only a pick made of wood wins
(dribble, Tue 8 Dec 2020, 11:58, archived)

This is your chance Queef
Get working on those headspins
( Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 8 Dec 2020, 11:50, archived)

a mate of mine broke his neck round my flat doing a headspin back in the 90s
he'd done so much sniff that he shrugged it off (not literally) for a number of hours before realising how serious it was.

remember kids - b-boying on coke isn't clever
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 8 Dec 2020, 12:04, archived)

Ouch
Copious quantites of coke would probably make the Olympic event more fun tho.
( Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 8 Dec 2020, 12:56, archived)

Haha, brilliant
Has the Olympics always been so transparently desperate to be 'down with the kids'? Did they used to have Olympic Subbuteo?
( Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 8 Dec 2020, 11:48, archived)

Olympic Rubik's Cube

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 8 Dec 2020, 12:05, archived)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rubik%27s_Magic#/media/File:Rubiksmagicmasteredition_solved.jpg
(dribble, Tue 8 Dec 2020, 12:24, archived)