Once upon a time I had twenty-eight pence
Spent it on whatever I can
All that I got now
Is fifty-six percent of the ham
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 11 Dec 2020, 9:47, archived)

you're on fire at the mo

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 11 Dec 2020, 9:48, archived)

Some kid burned my neck.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 11 Dec 2020, 9:54, archived)