afternoon
lol i'm well funnii
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 11 Dec 2020, 6:33, archived)

The babs wiki vandalism is going well
occupation currently given as "porn star'
(dribble, Fri 11 Dec 2020, 6:54, archived)

Well, it's not like she'd have remembered otherwise.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 11 Dec 2020, 8:47, archived)

What a legacy
Forever to be remembered for "someone once pulled her bra off with a fishing rod"
(dribble, Fri 11 Dec 2020, 8:54, archived)

that was me m8

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 11 Dec 2020, 9:06, archived)

28p please

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 11 Dec 2020, 9:24, archived)

Once upon a time I had twenty-eight pence
Spent it on whatever I can
All that I got now
Is fifty-six percent of the ham
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 11 Dec 2020, 9:47, archived)

you're on fire at the mo

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 11 Dec 2020, 9:48, archived)

Some kid burned my neck.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 11 Dec 2020, 9:54, archived)

she was good mates with the Krays

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 11 Dec 2020, 8:49, archived)

They loved their mum and were alright once you got to know them

(dribble, Fri 11 Dec 2020, 8:52, archived)

morning

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 11 Dec 2020, 8:25, archived)

Looks like only one more week of substantial meals

(Nicki Minaj, Fri 11 Dec 2020, 8:29, archived)

I had a fucking great time yesterday
especially once we realised that unlike spoons All Bar One let you stay as long as you like once you've had your substantial
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 11 Dec 2020, 8:31, archived)

Dunno why all the spoons are being cunts, oh well it'll be tier 3 till spring I expect

(Nicki Minaj, Fri 11 Dec 2020, 8:38, archived)

yeah I don't know what their game is, no-one's forcing them to have a three drink limit

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 11 Dec 2020, 8:43, archived)

The manager of one the other night said we could stay if we started ordering to a different table

(Nicki Minaj, Fri 11 Dec 2020, 8:53, archived)

So they could deep clean the first, commendable

(dribble, Fri 11 Dec 2020, 8:55, archived)

we were at the Liberty Bounds opposite the Tower of London
they practically threw us out into the street
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 11 Dec 2020, 9:02, archived)