Night and day (I was patient)
But I've had all I could take (All I can take)
Tonight's the night, the chance is right
Maybe I'll find a friend to spend the weekend

Haha not really, I'll be staying at home with Mrs Queef, had you going!!

I'm feeling pretty ropey today tbh, looking forward to a lie in and some nomz

u?
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 11 Dec 2020, 10:29, archived)

prolly just spend my time getting lol blanked on the internet

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 11 Dec 2020, 10:41, archived)

hello ze Queef
since it's Friday and all that I was expecting to feel a bit more AMPED than I am at the moment

maybe it will come laterz
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 11 Dec 2020, 10:43, archived)

I'm expecting to start to feel more enthusiastic at around 5pm
For now I am just treading water and wishing the day away
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 11 Dec 2020, 10:48, archived)

Up the pub with my kids for substantial meals tomorrow as it's the final weekend

(Nicki Minaj, Fri 11 Dec 2020, 10:48, archived)

I could do the same but it's a bit tragic on your own

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 11 Dec 2020, 11:14, archived)

Meh they could be closed till spring, make hay

(Nicki Minaj, Fri 11 Dec 2020, 11:17, archived)

alright, nice annual bonus just confirmed, might get some payday cans

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 11 Dec 2020, 10:53, archived)

u shud lol

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 11 Dec 2020, 11:15, archived)

might get myself that Futura G-Shock

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 11 Dec 2020, 11:58, archived)

you definitely should, it looks fucking awful and the sort of thing a total wanker would wear

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 11 Dec 2020, 12:04, archived)

I'm rocking a camouflage G Shock right now.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 11 Dec 2020, 12:06, archived)

I'm sure you are

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 11 Dec 2020, 12:10, archived)

It's the kind of thing a total wanker would wear.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 11 Dec 2020, 12:14, archived)

that's right, glad to see you're paying attention

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 11 Dec 2020, 12:15, archived)

That is fucking appalling

(Nicki Minaj, Fri 11 Dec 2020, 12:35, archived)

nu

lol bos good jokzzzzzz
( Cheers Cheers, Fri 11 Dec 2020, 11:30, archived)

u er
(dribble, Fri 11 Dec 2020, 11:36, archived)

That's great news, got yourself a lovely orange and a pair of socks have you, nice.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 11 Dec 2020, 12:56, archived)

as a current member of the unemployed community I find this bonus boasting extremely distasteful
#slackerlivesmatter
( broadsword, Fri 11 Dec 2020, 13:30, archived)

250 quid is quite a boastful sum m8

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 11 Dec 2020, 13:38, archived)