fucking WAZZING it down here
might have to get into the Christmas spirits so I don't have to gwan a'shop.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 14 Dec 2020, 16:57, archived)

Fucking tier 3 I'm properly depressed here, I dont like this time of year anyway, and now this

(Nicki Minaj, Mon 14 Dec 2020, 17:01, archived)

yep, rubbish or what

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 14 Dec 2020, 17:52, archived)

probably cos of all the people still going out all the time
to pubs and stuff...
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Mon 14 Dec 2020, 18:18, archived)

Rishi's fault
eat out to help give our bored hospital staff something to do
(dribble, Mon 14 Dec 2020, 18:52, archived)

Illuminati at it again. Full lockdown in Jan, new deadlier strain of the virus in Feb/March. April/May they'll start messing about with the 'covid relief payments' so thru don't run out of money, massive civil unrest and food shortages over summer, then they'll seriously push the vaccine by giving debt relief to people who take it and restricting people who don't. Then by December 2021 we'll all start tio forget that this isn't normal. Bloody extraterrestrial lizard people from Saturn, they just won't let up.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Mon 14 Dec 2020, 19:24, archived)

are you off your meds?

(piss and shit, Mon 14 Dec 2020, 19:54, archived)

The nurses are stealing from me.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Mon 14 Dec 2020, 20:55, archived)

Oh so your some sort of fucking science cunt now ate you, fuck off please. This forum has become even more unusable since you returned as s beaker, I hope you get cancer of the spine

(Nicki Minaj, Mon 14 Dec 2020, 19:54, archived)

Cheers

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Mon 14 Dec 2020, 22:08, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=2erIApapX7s
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Mon 14 Dec 2020, 22:28, archived)

Pissed down here this morning
Stopped now, thank fuck
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Mon 14 Dec 2020, 17:25, archived)

what a coincidence, it's WAZZING it down here too
I'm going to go out in it regardless because I haven't been outside all day.
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 14 Dec 2020, 18:02, archived)

that bottle of york gin arrived, I was curious about their Roman fruits one but thought it looked really fuckin gay so didnae bother lol

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 14 Dec 2020, 19:02, archived)

christ there's even a brewdog one now

(dribble, Mon 14 Dec 2020, 19:20, archived)

'now'?
it's been around for a few years m8
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 14 Dec 2020, 20:07, archived)

oh
gin is not something I look at often tbh
first I'd heard of it
(dribble, Mon 14 Dec 2020, 20:25, archived)

It all tastes the same anyway

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 14 Dec 2020, 21:06, archived)

cheers

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 14 Dec 2020, 21:20, archived)

Cheers

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 14 Dec 2020, 21:38, archived)

what are Roman fruits anyway?

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 14 Dec 2020, 20:06, archived)

you know, ancient effeminate bummers

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 14 Dec 2020, 20:14, archived)

just looked up their website, they're appropriately displaying the bottle next to a massive helmet

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 14 Dec 2020, 20:20, archived)

that's me m8

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 14 Dec 2020, 20:54, archived)

what, the attention-seeking helmet or the shit and pointless rum?

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 14 Dec 2020, 21:09, archived)

everything is shit and rubbish

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 14 Dec 2020, 22:14, archived)

I smashed a pack of butter and a bottle of sailor jerry's over the weekend doing hot buttered rum.
Also pre-marinated Jerk Chicken, made rice and pea and a biryani for when I see my parents over christmas, meaning I can clock off on friday and smash the knackers off it.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 14 Dec 2020, 20:58, archived)

anecdotes not your forte etc

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 14 Dec 2020, 22:21, archived)

what's your forte mate?

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 14 Dec 2020, 22:24, archived)

internet knobbery

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 14 Dec 2020, 23:01, archived)

You're the glandy highwayman

(dribble, Mon 14 Dec 2020, 23:21, archived)

ered r c
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 15 Dec 2020, 9:07, archived)