There's somebody at the door! There's somebody at the door!*
*yes there is m8, fucking Yewtree. Rod Hull was defo a nonce I reckon.

Just wanted to say that.

It's nearly the afternoon now, might treat myself to a work sherry. I've got a lovely looking fino in for xmas.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 18 Dec 2020, 11:52, archived)

what was he doing on the bloody roof?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 18 Dec 2020, 11:54, archived)

trying to see through next door's bathroom window, the dirty old cunt

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 18 Dec 2020, 11:56, archived)

all those people who go around saying life begins at 40, they're notable by their absence.
The nerve.
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 18 Dec 2020, 11:59, archived)

teabagging the chimney

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 18 Dec 2020, 11:59, archived)

Have realised that any e-mails I send now won't be read until January
So what's the point in sending them? Christmas starts here.
( Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 18 Dec 2020, 11:58, archived)

we break up for chrimblepops on Wednesday next week.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 18 Dec 2020, 12:00, archived)

Gutted

( Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 19 Dec 2020, 9:35, archived)

It officially starts for me at 6pm
Can't fucking wait.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 18 Dec 2020, 12:02, archived)

started last friday for me

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 18 Dec 2020, 12:08, archived)

I checked out mentaly a long time ago
Nothing gets done in December.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 18 Dec 2020, 12:31, archived)

5/13 merry xmas
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-55057717
( broadsword, Fri 18 Dec 2020, 12:00, archived)

5/13 titcheese

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 18 Dec 2020, 12:04, archived)

4/13 might top myself

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 18 Dec 2020, 12:11, archived)

Seven

(Nicki Minaj, Fri 18 Dec 2020, 12:18, archived)

If you tear your house apart
you might find some whisky.
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 18 Dec 2020, 12:17, archived)

alright Pinhead, bit of a script deviation there

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 18 Dec 2020, 12:28, archived)

Interesting
I'd love to find something like that
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 18 Dec 2020, 12:30, archived)

that's fucking cool

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 18 Dec 2020, 12:59, archived)

what sits in the corner and goes sshhShhSHHHHhshhhshshhHSHHhshhsssss?
rod hull's tv
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 18 Dec 2020, 12:54, archived)

How did Emu feel after Rod Hull's death?
Gutted!!!!
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 18 Dec 2020, 12:59, archived)

how does Rod Hull do his laundry?

with Aerial and Bounce
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 18 Dec 2020, 13:00, archived)

guilty laugh here

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 18 Dec 2020, 13:00, archived)

I've never heard that one, very good.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 18 Dec 2020, 13:05, archived)

why did rod hull die when he fell off his roof?
cos he lived in a fucking windmill
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 18 Dec 2020, 14:10, archived)

What were Rod Hull's last words?
"Emu, grab onto that fucking gutter!"
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 18 Dec 2020, 13:10, archived)

My arm still fucking hurts

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Fri 18 Dec 2020, 13:42, archived)

happy with it though?

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 18 Dec 2020, 14:18, archived)

b3ta, you mean

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 18 Dec 2020, 14:30, archived)

n

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 18 Dec 2020, 14:34, archived)

Very

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Fri 18 Dec 2020, 18:16, archived)