Dunno but I'm gonna celebrate becoming covid-proof* today by drinking everything in the house.
*technically I'm not covid-proof until after the second dose but I'm pretty sure that's just a lie that Pfizer put out so they can sell more vaccines.
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Fri 18 Dec 2020, 22:39, archived)

Good shout, alcohol will attack the nanobots and stop them embedding
you'll pass them with urine
(dribble, Fri 18 Dec 2020, 23:14, archived)

Did you see them kicking off at Stanford Hospital
Because out of 5,000 vaccines, they only gave 7 to residents? While significantly more were given to senior doctors who don't deal with covid patients, and managers/administrators?
( Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 19 Dec 2020, 9:31, archived)