Only a week to go. Suppose I should buy a bottle of Baileys
and a turkey crown and some veg.

What's your xmas day tipple?
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 18 Dec 2020, 19:41, archived)

champagne 🥂
Cheers
( Cheers Cheers, Fri 18 Dec 2020, 19:49, archived)

More like Xmas day NIPPLE amirite? Anyway in answer to your question probably some Scotch or Bourbon

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Dec 2020, 20:11, archived)

ON A NIPPLE LOL

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Dec 2020, 20:11, archived)

Pint of mineral water

(dribble, Fri 18 Dec 2020, 20:15, archived)

I can never get a proper head on mine

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Dec 2020, 20:31, archived)

Do you have to make do with a plastic one?

( Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 19 Dec 2020, 9:29, archived)

a pint of lager, a gin & tonic, and a Baileys.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 18 Dec 2020, 20:46, archived)

A Ladyboy. Fancy drink, that.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 18 Dec 2020, 20:57, archived)

how long have we been drinking?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 18 Dec 2020, 21:03, archived)

Usually white wine

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Fri 18 Dec 2020, 21:04, archived)

Oh, you know. Couple of Breezers. Intravenous heroin. Maybe a G&T if I'm feeling naughty.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 18 Dec 2020, 21:19, archived)

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( Cheers Cheers, Fri 18 Dec 2020, 21:32, archived)

What's an intravenous heron?
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Fri 18 Dec 2020, 22:00, archived)

The headline act at #infest

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 18 Dec 2020, 22:04, archived)

It flies into your circulatory system and makes a mess of your hormones and amino acids.

(dribble, Fri 18 Dec 2020, 22:20, archived)

Iunderstoodthatreference.gif

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 18 Dec 2020, 22:40, archived)

I like this

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 19 Dec 2020, 0:39, archived)

Hearty internet lols from 2006:
b3ta.com/talk/1504425
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 18 Dec 2020, 22:56, archived)

Back in the days when archive links worked

(dribble, Fri 18 Dec 2020, 23:15, archived)

Them were the days.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 19 Dec 2020, 9:24, archived)

haha a blank thread!!!

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 18 Dec 2020, 23:36, archived)

Beter gold membership only

(dribble, Fri 18 Dec 2020, 23:42, archived)

Bucks fizz in the morning, cider and/or ale through the day. Liqueurs after Christmas dinner, then scotch and/or cognac to finish off the day.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Fri 18 Dec 2020, 21:59, archived)

ooh, la di da queen of the fairies!

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 18 Dec 2020, 22:38, archived)

I thought drinking bucks fizz was manly and tough. Now I'm sad.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Sat 19 Dec 2020, 0:41, archived)

Dunno but I'm gonna celebrate becoming covid-proof* today by drinking everything in the house.
*technically I'm not covid-proof until after the second dose but I'm pretty sure that's just a lie that Pfizer put out so they can sell more vaccines.
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Fri 18 Dec 2020, 22:39, archived)

Good shout, alcohol will attack the nanobots and stop them embedding
you'll pass them with urine
(dribble, Fri 18 Dec 2020, 23:14, archived)

Did you see them kicking off at Stanford Hospital
Because out of 5,000 vaccines, they only gave 7 to residents? While significantly more were given to senior doctors who don't deal with covid patients, and managers/administrators?
( Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 19 Dec 2020, 9:31, archived)

I don't drink soz

( broadsword, Sat 19 Dec 2020, 2:35, archived)