i'm so distracted right now
i can't tell if the distraction is the distraction or if the distraction is the distraction from the distraction
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sun 20 Dec 2020, 12:35, archived)

You've played right into they are hands

(dribble, Sun 20 Dec 2020, 12:36, archived)

i feel so stupid
what were we talking about again?
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sun 20 Dec 2020, 12:37, archived)

Next week's royal wedding.
Strange that there was absolutely no mention of it until late last night. Still, gawd bless the 'appy couple and all their hastily decorated commemorative tat.
(dribble, Sun 20 Dec 2020, 12:41, archived)

the bbc has an article telling us loyal peasants what she has for xmas dinner!
turns out it's fat piles of cash and a huge kitchen with staff
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sun 20 Dec 2020, 13:36, archived)

Fake news, it's obviously swan

(dribble, Sun 20 Dec 2020, 14:17, archived)

wonder what swan tastes like

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Dec 2020, 15:26, archived)

probably ostrich

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 20 Dec 2020, 15:54, archived)

I bet Rob tasted that emu a few times we could ask him
Crack out the ouija boards, lads!
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sun 20 Dec 2020, 17:03, archived)

actually now i think about it,
i've had duck and i've had goose, so it must be possible to extrapolate swan along that line
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 20 Dec 2020, 17:17, archived)

Anatidae in a pear sauce

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 20 Dec 2020, 17:30, archived)

i meant rod not rob

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sun 20 Dec 2020, 18:50, archived)

she's eating her kitchen staff for christmas dinner?
the monster
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 20 Dec 2020, 15:50, archived)

they ARE free-range

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Dec 2020, 15:54, archived)

not at the moment,
i imagine they will be confined to their barns for the time being, on account of the servant flu that's going around
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 20 Dec 2020, 16:00, archived)

well, quite
can't have her maj getting infected by one of her tame plebs now, can we?
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Dec 2020, 16:14, archived)