Now I know why you wanna wake me

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 23 Dec 2020, 8:58, archived)

is this the new boris durst single?

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Wed 23 Dec 2020, 9:24, archived)

Oh, is that that hilarious one by Kunt?
Hahahahaha, it's hilarious. And so true, Boris Johnson is a cunt! I can't wait until it gets to number 1 and destroys the government.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 23 Dec 2020, 10:48, archived)

Time now for our resident humourist Kunt, the musical cartoonist from the internet, to roast the hell out of everybody with his 'comedy' singles.

(dribble, Wed 23 Dec 2020, 11:16, archived)

Thanks dribble. This week, the prime minister is a fucking cunt. *Puts on 'comedy' wig* BORIS JOHNSON IS A FUCKING CUNT

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 23 Dec 2020, 18:20, archived)

I sure am glad I'm not All Politicians, Ever right now.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 23 Dec 2020, 19:54, archived)

Which member of Limp Bizkit is great at making tunnels?
Wes Boreland!!!
(dribble, Wed 23 Dec 2020, 10:21, archived)

Which member of Limp Bizkit masterminded the unification of Germany in 1871, and served as its first chancellor until 1890?
John Otto Eduard Leopold, Prince of Bismarck, Duke of Lauenburg, known as John Otto von Bismarck!!!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 23 Dec 2020, 10:47, archived)

WWI happened because an Austrian got shot
WWII happened because an Austrian didn't get shot
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 23 Dec 2020, 10:50, archived)

Next time, we should stab him and see what happens.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 23 Dec 2020, 11:33, archived)

So what I think you’re saying is, if we nuke Austria right now, we can avoid WWIII altogether

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 23 Dec 2020, 21:40, archived)

No that would cause it
and then not doing it a second time would cause WWIV
(dribble, Wed 23 Dec 2020, 22:28, archived)