the tail is connected to the... butt plug
the butt plug's connected to the... asshole

the asshole's connected to the... weeb man

come on sing it with me
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 24 Dec 2020, 1:40, archived)

＼⍩⃝／_{WAKKI WAKKI WAKKI}
( broadsword, Thu 24 Dec 2020, 10:21, archived)

Did COVID kill presentpaws? :(

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Thu 24 Dec 2020, 20:10, archived)

That was me m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 24 Dec 2020, 21:05, archived)

Not very festive, is it?

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Thu 24 Dec 2020, 12:01, archived)

i'm not that into christmas since i converted to islam

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 24 Dec 2020, 12:03, archived)

Halaltler

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 24 Dec 2020, 12:18, archived)

still hate jews obvs

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 24 Dec 2020, 12:28, archived)

My sister died 2 years ago this Christmas day
If I can still enjoy Christmas, anyone can
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Thu 24 Dec 2020, 13:02, archived)

Knees bend, arms stretch, die from COVID

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 24 Dec 2020, 13:54, archived)

Not me m8, I'm immune.
I do wonder about the government's strategy vaccinating front line clinical staff and the over 80s. It's possible that they're letting everyone else die from COVID and then doctors like me can repopulate the planet with our superior genes.

Just finished a long shitty day on call but I've had a couple of glasses of wine now and I'm totally up for a bit of repopulating.
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Thu 24 Dec 2020, 20:08, archived)

it with me'

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 24 Dec 2020, 21:05, archived)