morning
back to work, hurrah

1756 emails in my inbox :(
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 29 Dec 2020, 6:55, archived)

RIP

(dribble, Tue 29 Dec 2020, 7:52, archived)

quite so

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 29 Dec 2020, 7:53, archived)

I've only just got on the train , bit late today

(Nicki Minaj, Tue 29 Dec 2020, 8:10, archived)

busy out?

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 29 Dec 2020, 8:53, archived)

Nah it's dead out , I'll give it till lunch the go home

(Nicki Minaj, Tue 29 Dec 2020, 9:23, archived)

Mozart was born in 1756

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 29 Dec 2020, 9:26, archived)

Happy 60th birthday Thomas Lubanga Dyilo, convicted Congolese war criminal, on today December 29th which is your birthday which was on the 29th December 60 years ago.
I don't know who he is but he's wearing a top with arrows all over it?
(dribble, Tue 29 Dec 2020, 9:41, archived)

*wanks*

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 29 Dec 2020, 9:45, archived)

back at work next week lol
sux 2 b u
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 29 Dec 2020, 9:32, archived)

same
lol
( Cheers Cheers, Tue 29 Dec 2020, 9:44, archived)

ditto
lol
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 29 Dec 2020, 9:47, archived)

shitto
pong
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 29 Dec 2020, 11:26, archived)

I’m off until the new year when I start my new job on the bins. My big present, a box set of Lewis, should keep me going until then. Plus it’s nice to support The Reclaim Party a bit innit.

(Garold Huzzah!, Tue 29 Dec 2020, 12:19, archived)

I've been told by the doctor to get plenty of sleep
But I can't sleep because of the pain in my tonsils.
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 29 Dec 2020, 13:41, archived)

well that sucks, unlucky
tonsillitis or worse?

I've twice been hospitalised with peritonsillar abscesses, fucking horrible
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 29 Dec 2020, 14:10, archived)

strikey penis

( broadsword, Tue 29 Dec 2020, 14:56, archived)

Strikey strokey

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 29 Dec 2020, 16:13, archived)

Septic tonsilitis
Lots of antibiotics and painkillers
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 29 Dec 2020, 15:53, archived)

bet you've had more emales than that in your outbox tho
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 29 Dec 2020, 14:13, archived)

alright Hitler, good xmas?

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 29 Dec 2020, 14:32, archived)

yeh not bad tnx
yourself?
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 29 Dec 2020, 16:54, archived)

not an all time classic but pretty good under the circumstances

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 29 Dec 2020, 17:02, archived)