morning queef-o, what a glorious morning to be sure

( broadsword, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 10:34, archived)

diddly dee, so it is, that it is, right ye are nigh

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 10:35, archived)

I watched 'The Foreigner' last night
It was kind of like Rambo but starring a 60 year old Jackie Chan, and was set in Northern Ireland, featuring Pierce Brosnan doing a fucking dreadful overblown Belfast accent.

tl;dr 10/10, loved it
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 10:40, archived)

you'd think Pierce Brosnan of all people would be able to do a Belfast accent

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 10:42, archived)

I think he's been in the US too long
Just came across like a pound shop Ian Paisley kind of affair
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 10:46, archived)

they should have cast him in Dr. No then, aaahaha

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 10:50, archived)

oh HO!

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 10:51, archived)

I watched 'The Tribe'.
A film set in a Ukranian deaf boarding school. There was no dialogue or subtitles.

It was good, but quite bleak.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 11:15, archived)

Does that mean there will be noise, or there won't be noise?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 11:16, archived)

There was noise, yeah.
No real talking though, some of the people in it grunted occasionally.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 11:25, archived)

Ukrainian deaf porn? how niche

(dribble, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 11:28, archived)

Sounds great, sign me up!

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 11:28, archived)

I pereferred the Tribe that Anna Friel got her rat out in

(piss and shit, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 11:38, archived)

bit sexist m8, bit sexist

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 11:46, archived)

It was a siberian hamster

(dribble, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 11:48, archived)

"got her rat out" is a singularly unsexy expression

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 11:53, archived)