MORNING


not really, wankcheese
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 7:51, archived)

Morning
my Christmas decorations have now come down
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 7:56, archived)

morning
the cold misery of a new year with nothing to look forward to for months can now begin

hurrah :(
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 8:18, archived)

the new year
a jolt of urgency as the eyes creak open
the brain's sour fog boils off to feel
the ache and stiffness in the limbs,
drear cold slathered over every face,
the lights and joy of shoppingtide
now the dying flashes of morning's migraine
awakened on a piss-frosted park bench
after the chemical tramp cider that was last year.

e. e. bummings
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 8:38, archived)

morning
Wankcheers
( Cheers Cheers, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 8:04, archived)

guntsmell

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 8:18, archived)

Morning
Much of the country back to work today. Hope you've all maximised your enjoyment and got fully refreshed over the holidays because that's it now. Head down, nose to the grindstone. There's nothing to look forward to for a long, long time.
( Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 8:23, archived)

what joy

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 10:11, archived)

morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 4 Jan 2021, 8:36, archived)

correct

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 10:11, archived)

nice bit of nu skool breaks on the youtubes here

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 4 Jan 2021, 10:29, archived)

no such thing, soz

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 10:34, archived)

yes m8 there is lol

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 4 Jan 2021, 10:40, archived)

you're only right in as much as there is such a thing as youtube

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 10:41, archived)

Idiots Behind The Wheel by Ils
SO THERE
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 4 Jan 2021, 10:45, archived)

well that's 30 seconds of my life gone that I will never have again

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 10:52, archived)

you'll never have any of your time again, that's how it works
soz 2 be the bearer etc
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 4 Jan 2021, 10:54, archived)

Alright Rich.
Aretha Franklin's Amazing Grace concert is on iPlayer at the minute. I saw it a couple of times when it had a cinema run, it's fantastic.

www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m000qzvh
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 9:21, archived)

oh nice one, will make the time for that
I also have the Beasties film to watch at some point
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 10:12, archived)

Cheers, enjoyed that at the cinema

( Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 10:18, archived)

R E S P E C T, find out what it means wankcheese

( broadsword now that's fresh, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 10:32, archived)

So if a teacher refuses to go over the top, that means a supply teacher has to die in their place

(dribble, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 10:26, archived)

when did this come in?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 4 Jan 2021, 10:29, archived)

haha, now quote Alan Partridge!!!!

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 10:35, archived)

Do you want me to lapdance for you?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 4 Jan 2021, 10:41, archived)

I want you to fuck off, is that close enough?

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 10:42, archived)

morning queef-o, what a glorious morning to be sure

( broadsword now that's fresh, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 10:34, archived)

diddly dee, so it is, that it is, right ye are nigh

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 10:35, archived)

I watched 'The Foreigner' last night
It was kind of like Rambo but starring a 60 year old Jackie Chan, and was set in Northern Ireland, featuring Pierce Brosnan doing a fucking dreadful overblown Belfast accent.

tl;dr 10/10, loved it
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 10:40, archived)

you'd think Pierce Brosnan of all people would be able to do a Belfast accent

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 10:42, archived)

I think he's been in the US too long
Just came across like a pound shop Ian Paisley kind of affair
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 10:46, archived)

they should have cast him in Dr. No then, aaahaha

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 10:50, archived)

oh HO!

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 10:51, archived)

I watched 'The Tribe'.
A film set in a Ukranian deaf boarding school. There was no dialogue or subtitles.

It was good, but quite bleak.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 11:15, archived)

Does that mean there will be noise, or there won't be noise?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 4 Jan 2021, 11:16, archived)

There was noise, yeah.
No real talking though, some of the people in it grunted occasionally.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 11:25, archived)

Ukrainian deaf porn? how niche

(dribble, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 11:28, archived)

Sounds great, sign me up!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 4 Jan 2021, 11:28, archived)

I pereferred the Tribe that Anna Friel got her rat out in

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 11:38, archived)

bit sexist m8, bit sexist

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 4 Jan 2021, 11:46, archived)

It was a siberian hamster

(dribble, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 11:48, archived)

"got her rat out" is a singularly unsexy expression

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 11:53, archived)