classic day on /chat, nice 1 lol
I've made a large pie.

What have you made?
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 16:06, archived)

a smell
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 16:17, archived)

my internet connection is a heap of fucking shit today
how about THAT?
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 16:17, archived)

samesies :'(

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 6 Jan 2021, 16:28, archived)

Virgin?


course you are lol
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 16:38, archived)

no u m8 lol

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 6 Jan 2021, 16:40, archived)

not been home yet
but mine is nearly always shite
my fault for getting post office broadband I suppose
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 16:31, archived)

are you still veggie to save money?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 6 Jan 2021, 16:37, archived)

never really got going with that,
I’m a very lazy cook
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 17:32, archived)

I recommend cauldron sausages
they actually taste of something
(dribble, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 17:36, archived)

yeah, me too

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 6 Jan 2021, 17:50, archived)

I don't want to know what you taste of.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 18:10, archived)

I thought post office broadband was first class
ha ha ha ha ha
( broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 16:41, archived)

haha, you really *delivered* this joke!!!


You get my *stamp* of approval!!!!
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 16:45, archived)

Haha, you're really pushing the *envelope* with these puns!!!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 18:11, archived)

I should *stamp* on your head for that!!!

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 6 Jan 2021, 19:48, archived)

worst haiku ever

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 6 Jan 2021, 17:15, archived)

it didn’t even scan well
I don’t like haikus
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 17:33, archived)

I've made a right bleedin mess, I tell you!
hahaha no but in all seriousness, I'm fine
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 16:17, archived)

well that's something

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 16:21, archived)

I ain't done naink, any cunt says different is lyingv

(Nicki Minaj, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 16:18, archived)

well Two Hats said you did

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 16:22, archived)

We all know whify bum head is full of porkies

(Nicki Minaj, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 16:26, archived)

you certainly have a valid point here

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 16:31, archived)

I'm not denying this

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 18:29, archived)

Is this a mafia thing?

(dribble, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 16:42, archived)

y

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 16:45, archived)

just made a coffee if that helps?

( broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 16:42, archived)

you know what? It helps a bloody lot actually

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 16:46, archived)

A seminal hip hop album in 1993 and a mess in my underwear every day since then

(Garold Huzzah!, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 17:07, archived)

I prefer your first one Sen m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 17:23, archived)

Underwear mess, you mean

(dribble, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 17:26, archived)

No one cares which you prefer you awful snob, get a grip man.

(Garold Huzzah!, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 18:24, archived)