Incubate them until they hatch, raise them, kill them, then have two quails.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 8 Jan 2021, 17:44, archived)

Don't kill them, you might have more than two

(dribble, Fri 8 Jan 2021, 18:00, archived)

apparently they are more likely to breed if you stroke them on the head

pat those bantams
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 8 Jan 2021, 18:02, archived)

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( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 8 Jan 2021, 18:04, archived)

*groan*

( Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 9 Jan 2021, 11:34, archived)

there's a dozen eggs

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Jan 2021, 18:02, archived)