but if your farts don't stink, how can you deter muggers?
think it through, normal farts!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Jan 2021, 17:22, archived)

Always carry The Blade

(dribble, Tue 12 Jan 2021, 18:21, archived)

i don't have pockets
and i'm damned if i'm keeping a blade in my bra
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Jan 2021, 18:26, archived)

It should be on your back, like leonardo

(dribble, Tue 12 Jan 2021, 18:30, archived)

you mean i should take my sword and wear it on my back?

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Jan 2021, 18:35, archived)

Well I suppose you could wear it on your front but you'd probably puncture your femoral when sitting down for the first time

(dribble, Tue 12 Jan 2021, 19:32, archived)

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( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 12 Jan 2021, 20:17, archived)

Haha, norbal farts, good joke monster munch late of this parish!!

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 12 Jan 2021, 21:21, archived)