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Ahoy there shipm8's, how's it going?
Another lockdown weekend ahead, hurrah.

Going to occupy myself fannying about in the kitchen again. u?
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 15 Jan 2021, 11:28, archived)
dunno, maybe some widdles and jobbies

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 15 Jan 2021, 11:33, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 15 Jan 2021, 12:33, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 15 Jan 2021, 13:04, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 15 Jan 2021, 16:34, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 15 Jan 2021, 19:56, archived)
hoping one of my more internet-savvy chums can hook me up with this too
trojanrecords.com/rudeboy-the-story-of-trojan-records/
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 15 Jan 2021, 11:39, archived)
I watched that a few weeks ago on Sky Arts lol

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 15 Jan 2021, 11:48, archived)
f+

lol
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 15 Jan 2021, 11:50, archived)
lol

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 15 Jan 2021, 11:50, archived)
dunno, it's not on youtube and unless you subscribe to Sky then you prolly can't stream it elsewhere.
Sky Arts is on freeview so just keep an eye out for it being shown again lol.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 15 Jan 2021, 12:00, archived)
I've got my spies on the hunt for an illegal copy

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 15 Jan 2021, 12:14, archived)
it was a good documentary, I have no interest in that label or the music but enjoyed watching it nonetheless

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 15 Jan 2021, 12:19, archived)
I can help

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 15 Jan 2021, 12:47, archived)
already sorted thanks to my /chat chums!
might watch it this afternoon
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 15 Jan 2021, 13:07, archived)
I'm about to do some kitchen fannying myself
we did get a bit of snow after all last night, so I stayed in and watched a Belgian horror comedy about zombies
(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 15 Jan 2021, 11:40, archived)
I'm trying out a new Napoli-style pizza dough recipe
My sister gave me some spicy smoked venison pepperoni for xmas so will take that for a spin round the old block
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 15 Jan 2021, 11:48, archived)
on the pizza, or in something else?

(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 15 Jan 2021, 12:43, archived)
on the pizzas initially, but there's way more than I need for that
I expect the rest of it will end up in pasta, omelettes, cheese on toast etc.

She also gave me some smoked 'nduja which I plan to use in this:

www.deliciousmagazine.co.uk/recipes/sicilian-lemon-pappardelle-with-nduja-and-crunchy-breadcrumbs/
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 15 Jan 2021, 13:05, archived)
that looks lush
if you can't go out to the restaurant, you might as well eat decently at home
(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 15 Jan 2021, 13:10, archived)
absolutely
we've been given so many generous gifts like meat boxes, goodies from my sister and Borough Market vouchers, been dining like royalty lately
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 15 Jan 2021, 13:16, archived)

bl c
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 15 Jan 2021, 12:44, archived)
Dead snow, by any chance?

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 15 Jan 2021, 15:06, archived)
wtf

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 15 Jan 2021, 11:50, archived)
Dunno, but I've ordered a set

(Nicki Minaj, Fri 15 Jan 2021, 12:02, archived)
it's a great price, I can't deny it

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 15 Jan 2021, 12:06, archived)
Be alright for curry I reckon

(Nicki Minaj, Fri 15 Jan 2021, 12:08, archived)
you even get a free fork thrown in as part of the package
no wonder the reviews are so good
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 15 Jan 2021, 12:16, archived)
2 sets were 19.50, and you get a set for free, see how they are when they turn up, if shit they get gifted to my kids

(Nicki Minaj, Fri 15 Jan 2021, 12:30, archived)
Marge...what's that thing you...dig food with?

(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 15 Jan 2021, 12:11, archived)
Mock turtle dinner date

(dribble, Fri 15 Jan 2021, 13:13, archived)
Cleaning, probably
Then gin
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 15 Jan 2021, 12:02, archived) 

                                                                                                   
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(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 15 Jan 2021, 12:03, archived)
Perfect

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 15 Jan 2021, 12:05, archived)
you'll be needing this then
bit.ly/2XLl9lG
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 15 Jan 2021, 12:06, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 15 Jan 2021, 13:22, archived)
Gonna wank a wildebeest, rim a rattlesnake AND felch a flounder, what about that eh?

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 15 Jan 2021, 12:39, archived)
that's weekend sorted

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 15 Jan 2021, 12:40, archived)
RIP Sylvain Sylvain :(
I thought you were most likely dead years ago tbh
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 15 Jan 2021, 14:58, archived)
He was, recent public appearances have been done by an imitation from New York

(dribble, Fri 15 Jan 2021, 15:29, archived)
Sylvain's mother says Sylvain's dead
So why don't you leave him alone?
And the operator says forty cents more
For the next three minutes
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 15 Jan 2021, 17:00, archived)
Smooch a snail

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 15 Jan 2021, 16:03, archived)
I bought one of these
www.chummymusical.co.uk/ibanez-sr505-bm-5-string-bass-guitar-brown-mahogany-2147-p.asp
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 15 Jan 2021, 16:27, archived)
You
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtvGR8UX1L0
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 15 Jan 2021, 16:40, archived)