Remember the old days when you used to say I'm off to the pub tonight?
Now it's a bottle of wine and Casualty on BBC1.
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 16 Jan 2021, 17:59, archived)

I bet it's all full of virus these days

(dribble, Sat 16 Jan 2021, 18:01, archived)

Your wine, I mean

(dribble, Sat 16 Jan 2021, 18:01, archived)

It doesn't taste any different

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 16 Jan 2021, 18:04, archived)

All wines are fundamentally the same.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 16 Jan 2021, 18:44, archived)

Your Nan's face is fundamentally the same as my helmit, m8

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 16 Jan 2021, 18:49, archived)

Obviously, because all human flesh is fundamentally the same.
Happy candle bumming day btw!
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 16 Jan 2021, 20:47, archived)

Nope

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 16 Jan 2021, 18:33, archived)

Happy Candle day!

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 16 Jan 2021, 18:38, archived)

Thanks

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 16 Jan 2021, 18:48, archived)

Why don't you watch conspiracy theories on YouTube instead?
It's what all the kids are brainwashing themselves with.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 16 Jan 2021, 18:33, archived)

I'm watching Captain America Civil War
but thanks for the recommendation
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 16 Jan 2021, 18:39, archived)

That will probably kill more brain cells

(dribble, Sat 16 Jan 2021, 18:53, archived)

Isn't it mostly old people brainwashing themselves with conspiracy tripe?

( Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 16 Jan 2021, 18:54, archived)

There's a video saying you should spend hours fiddling about in shops with a mask under your chin to avoid The Great Reset?

(dribble, Sat 16 Jan 2021, 19:17, archived)

casualty? are you some sort of cunt?

(piss and shit, Sat 16 Jan 2021, 18:53, archived)

do you really need to ask

(dribble, Sat 16 Jan 2021, 21:25, archived)

alright

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 16 Jan 2021, 19:32, archived)