morning wanky poo shit bum smells

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 7:31, archived)

you sound a little...gassy, Hitler

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 8:08, archived)

so much gas. not sure what to do with it

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 8:22, archived)

poo bum willy pants

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 19 Jan 2021, 8:09, archived)

Wanky wanky wanky wank wank wanky wank wank

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 8:39, archived)

My partner's got covid now
FFS...
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 8:57, archived)

Not really surprising, I'm more surprised its took him this long, unless this is a reinfection

(Nicki Minaj, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 9:07, archived)

My strategy of moving several hundred miles away has been vinciated
he's said he's very glad I'm not living at home right now. He's had a Pfizer jab and clearly has some immunity built up, but I'd be facing a full-on attack of the virus. I'd really rather not play that game of Russian roulette.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 9:20, archived)

vinciated?

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 9:46, archived)

as long as he hasn't had his last supper

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 9:48, archived)

This took me a couple of moments to get

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 10:12, archived)

May he get well soon
in the meantime, you can eat all the garlic you like
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 9:09, archived)

He's hardly ill at all, just an upset stomach
he called in sick, didn't connect any of his symptoms with the 'rona but his boss told him to get a test anyway. He's genuinely shocked that it came back positive.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 9:18, archived)

It's so weird
My sister had it, and had breathing problems and fatigue; her son had it, no symptoms at all; her partner and their daughter didn't catch it at all.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 9:21, archived)

My mum works in primary care and they've had
plenty of sick, elderly people with very few symptoms, but they really are the minority in the over 70s. And yes, lots of younger people suffer very badly. It's Russian roulette and the older you are, the more underlying health problems you have the more bullets in the chambers.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 9:24, archived)

Hopefully this pandemic will help put an end to the 'office hero who comes to work even though they feel unwell' culture

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 9:34, archived)

Wont happen until everyone gets full sick pay and not ssp

(Nicki Minaj, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 9:39, archived)

that's a fair point
it's something they have a real problem with in the US, people not being able to afford to be off sick.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 9:53, archived)

oh man :(
you've been expecting this eh
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 9:14, archived)

It's one of the reasons I skipped town
yeah. I'll also feel a lot better about moving back in a few weeks as I can be pretty sure I'll not get it from him from now onwards.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 9:22, archived)

Wishing him a speedy recovery, old boy x

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 9:18, archived)

Cheers
he's actually pretty chipper - a few weeks on from his vaccination he's pretty resilient.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 9:22, archived)

👍

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 9:24, archived)

morning

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 9:15, archived)