NEW THREAD BEBBEH
Alright wanker's, how's it going?
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 11:22, archived)

n

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 19 Jan 2021, 11:33, archived)

it's going 'no', is it?
thank you for your invaluable contribution
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 11:40, archived)

that's exactly how it's going

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 19 Jan 2021, 11:41, archived)

excellent news

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 11:46, archived)

I never said never ever, you took the word's right out of my mouth

(dribble, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 11:46, archived)

I had to google that
When I did so, I was very pleased that I had to google that
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 11:48, archived)

good
except I’m at work at a job I hate

apart from that everything’s groovy
(sticklebrlcks 🍎, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 11:49, archived)

are you still lolpoor?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 19 Jan 2021, 11:56, archived)

^£4 pint man irony alert

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 12:18, archived)

alright Gaye Bykers on Acid
fucking loved this when it came out

www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrAGvWtEPc4
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 11:59, archived)

fuck me that was 35 years ago :(

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 12:06, archived)

Might go home

(Nicki Minaj, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 11:54, archived)

I would knock off if I could, not in the mood for it today

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 12:17, archived)

I'm in no rush to go and sit indoors all afternoon, but sitting here doing fuck all seems stupid

(Nicki Minaj, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 12:20, archived)

that's what I'm doing today, it's alright

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 12:47, archived)

love Shaq, bebbeh, love Shaq
this week is dragging its heels so far

today's album recommendation from "1001 Albums You Must Hear Before You Die" was "Paul Simon", by Paul Simon
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 11:57, archived)

Are you sure you haven't misread '1001 Albums Which When You Hear Them You Will Want To Die'?

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 12:04, archived)

it's too early to tell so far
So far it's recommended Beach House, Eminem, Willie Nelson, Meatloaf and now Paul Simon

that all sounds very 'Times on Saturday' now that I've written it out
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 12:09, archived)

never heard of Beach House, the internet tells me they are 'dream pop' which is a concern

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 12:16, archived)

I thought it was great for chilling out to
you'd have to be in the mood mind
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 12:19, archived)

for me, chilling out = dub/roots reggae

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 12:33, archived)

Graceland y/n

(dribble, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 13:02, archived)

Cultural appropriation ahoy, I'm cancelling that album.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 13:07, archived)

he ripped his co-contributors off big time on that record
the four foot wankstain

In fairness the final product was so utterly shit no-one should have got paid for it
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 13:10, archived)

fuck. no.

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 13:09, archived)

'holiday' this week, sorting out stuff in the filing cabinet.
Tax return to do, last one now that I've got a proper job. Just shredded my payslip from the summer placement I did with Boots in 1996, I don't think they're going to ask me for that now.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 12:41, archived)

did my tax last week - mine's a piece of piss though, just have to list my rental income and expenditure, my 'real' income is filled in automatically

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 13:38, archived)

Bored out of my mind
Need a job
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 12:51, archived)

You can have mine if you want
as long as I get to keep my salary
( Cheers Cheers, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 12:53, archived)

I'll pass
Tattoos don't pay for themselves, you know
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 13:11, archived)

Also
+bie
( Cheers Cheers, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 12:53, archived)

Also
j kn
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 13:39, archived)

You never know

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 13:41, archived)

Where's my new fucking guitar then?

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 12:56, archived)

I want a telecaster, the spec of which apparently doesn't exist off the peg
And a custom shop job will set me back nearly four grand. Something to save up for, I suppose
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 13:28, archived)

I rather fancy this one
www.andertons.co.uk/fender-vintera-60s-tele-bigsby-white-blonde-0149883301

EDIT actually I think it's nicer in sunburst
www.andertons.co.uk/guitar-dept/electric-guitars/telecaster/fender-vintera-60s-tele-bigsby-3-tone-sunburst
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 13:43, archived)

I've always fancied a Vox Phantom, the 60s garage punk guitar du jour, or a Teardrop
I don't know if they're supposed to be terribly good guitars but man they look t3h B1DN355
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 13:48, archived)

Didn't Ian Curtis rock a Vox?

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 13:55, archived)

yes

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 19 Jan 2021, 14:13, archived)

fuck knows
Brian Jones did, that I do know
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 15:02, archived)

Yeah, those vinteras look really cool

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 14:02, archived)

I would very much like to have a try on a Tele
but I'm not bothered about it being particularly nice. I've got a friend who has a Squier Telecaster, I'll ask if I can borrow that at some point. I'll restring it and give it a setup in return.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 13:54, archived)

the only half decent electric I've ever owned is a tele

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 13:55, archived)

I've got an SG
I like it a lot, but it's quite fragile - I'd never take it out of the house.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 15:09, archived)

I have an epi SG which looks fantastic but it needs setting up, it's never been quite right: buzzy frets here and there etc
Looking at eBay, I've made some money on it, it would appear:
www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Epiphone-Les-Paul-SG-Custom-61-G-400-Ivory-Amazing-Condition-Hard-Case/124519423353
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 15:36, archived)

in my loft alongside Hitler's SSD

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 13:39, archived)

What?
His Waffen-SS...D?
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 15:10, archived)

y

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 16:10, archived)

Alright
Martin Luther King Day yesterday, so all is quiet at work. But more importantly, how are YOU, Boyce?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 13:26, archived)

meh, ticking over at best

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 13:44, archived)

I feel you, brother
But I don't feel your brother
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 14:03, archived)

Do you work for at and t?

(Nicki Minaj, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 13:48, archived)

arse, tits and todgers?
he sure does
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 13:51, archived)

Well then where's my fucking delivery eh

(Nicki Minaj, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 13:57, archived)

Work is such a subjective term
But yes, I do
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 14:02, archived)

I thought so , I get a lot if materials delivered by a company called at and t, logo looks similar but they are wholesalers, I'd sue

(Nicki Minaj, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 14:06, archived)

I'll get right on it, cheers forum pal

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 14:08, archived)

Unless it is your company, I dunno
attgb.co.uk/wholesale/
(Nicki Minaj, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 14:09, archived)

Wow
Now that is interesting
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 14:16, archived)