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I've just been sent a voucher for a free viewing of a movie on Rakuten TV
The list of titles available to watch reminds me of the £1.99 bargain-bin of VHS tapes you'd get in Woolworths, near the checkout, movies I'd never heard of, films to avoid - like the rest of the viewing public.
(, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 9:42, archived)

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(, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 9:46, archived)
Rakuten executives:
"Let's spend a grand on the rights for LOTR and use the remaining £500 to buy five hundred other films for a pound each."
(, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 9:51, archived)
wow!

(, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 9:51, archived)
Wow. You lucky boy

(, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 9:57, archived)
imagine having access to all those...at the touch of a button...

(, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 10:14, archived)
It truly is the best time to be alive

(, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 10:32, archived)
"Echo Boomers"
Did they just use a random word generator to come up with these titles?
(, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 10:45, archived)
Also, apparently Robin's Wish was to be resurrected as a melting waxy android.

(, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 10:46, archived)
Guy playing pool in front of some enormous heads

(, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 11:12, archived)
Turtle power!

(, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 11:28, archived)
And when I say guy, I mean "giant albino bodybuilding giger cosplayer"

(, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 11:57, archived)