radio 2 are playing nelly the elephant
Off she went with a trumpetty trump trump trump trump

Lol
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 9:15, archived)

haha, ding dong the witch is dead!!!1
Haha, let's make RATM teh Xmas no.1!!

Haha!!!! Let's go viral and have a flash mob!!! Yeah, come on everyone, join in!!!

CUNTS CUNTS CUNTS CUNTS CUNTS CUNTS FUCKING CUNTS
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 9:27, archived)

CUNTS, I mean

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 9:28, archived)

Hey there. Woah. Cool your jets, man
Why so angry, man? Chillax, brother
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 9:29, archived)

CUNTS m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 9:35, archived)

Would you like me to sing to you?
Perhaps burn some essential oils, while we talk about our feelings?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 9:37, archived)

Surely bumming him using essential oils as lubricant would have the opposite effect.
I imagine that would be quite nippy.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 9:41, archived)

I'm thinking 'drum circle'?

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 9:42, archived)

Oh, what a lovely idea!
Later on, I'm facilitating a dreamcatcher making seminar, if you're interested?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 9:56, archived)

totes.
totes and blates.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 10:03, archived)

those well known anti-capitalists RATM with their record deal with well known independent imprint, Sony.
Not exactly Fugazi principles, is it?
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 20 Jan 2021, 9:33, archived)

Well, they got plenty of stick back in the early 90s for that
and their defence was always that it was the best way to get their message out there. If they'd been on a tiny independent label, nobody would have heard them or their message.

Now here you are 30 years later still talking about them and their political principles, so it looks like it worked.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 9:37, archived)

might kill myself

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 20 Jan 2021, 9:42, archived)

in b4 queef

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 9:47, archived)

seconded

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 11:41, archived)

tbf though the 'tiny indie label' defence doesn't really hold any water

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 20 Jan 2021, 10:02, archived)

I believe Tom Morello is active on Twitter, you can tell him directly.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 10:08, archived)

The weekend on sunday is totally where you should be dude

(dribble, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 10:09, archived)

nice glass of Dutch wine?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 20 Jan 2021, 10:16, archived)

<s> sellout

(dribble, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 10:34, archived)

Check out the bouquet on this
*pfffarrfppppfffffffff*
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 11:36, archived)

I cracked the code! Letter 1 from the first word, letter 2 from the second word, etc. *spoiler* it spells CUNTS

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 16:41, archived)

that's pretty edgy for radio 2

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 9:31, archived)

it made me dun a larf

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 9:40, archived)

I've just been sent a voucher for a free viewing of a movie on Rakuten TV
The list of titles available to watch reminds me of the £1.99 bargain-bin of VHS tapes you'd get in Woolworths, near the checkout, movies I'd never heard of, films to avoid - like the rest of the viewing public.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 9:42, archived)

imgur.com/n9Ohiov
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 9:46, archived)

Rakuten executives:
"Let's spend a grand on the rights for LOTR and use the remaining £500 to buy five hundred other films for a pound each."
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 9:51, archived)

wow!

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 9:51, archived)

Wow. You lucky boy

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 9:57, archived)

imagine having access to all those...at the touch of a button...

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 10:14, archived)

It truly is the best time to be alive

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 10:32, archived)

"Echo Boomers"
Did they just use a random word generator to come up with these titles?
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 10:45, archived)

Also, apparently Robin's Wish was to be resurrected as a melting waxy android.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 10:46, archived)

Guy playing pool in front of some enormous heads

(dribble, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 11:12, archived)

Turtle power!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 20 Jan 2021, 11:28, archived)

And when I say guy, I mean "giant albino bodybuilding giger cosplayer"

(dribble, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 11:57, archived)