Gooood morning Vi-/chat-nam!!! Haha, you know, like in that Kenneth Williams film!

Hullo Friday flebber's, you OK?
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 7:37, archived)

yeah ok ta

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 8:01, archived)

another weekend of sitting around doing fuck all ahead, dibnah af

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 8:09, archived)

sounds wel peng

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 8:10, archived)

totes, with a side order of reem and mint

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 8:15, archived)

sick

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 8:25, archived)

dead tired this morning
debating going back to bed for half an hour
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 8:17, archived)

I had a very good music lesson last night
so I've got lots of practise to do over the weekend.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 8:26, archived)

practice

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 8:27, archived)

I will

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 8:42, archived)

I've barely picked up a guitar this past year
Or a book

Load of rubbish
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 8:32, archived)

It's been a lifeline for me
I've really enjoyed the interaction with other musicians.. It's been nice to put some money back into the industry, too, poor loves. The guy I had my 1-on-1 webcam action with normally does a lot of wedding reception band work so he's glad of a few coin. I tell you, what he's taught me to do with my fingers is nobody's business.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 8:47, archived)

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( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 9:07, archived)

Stop messin' about!

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 9:08, archived)

Not bad , not great

(Nicki Minaj, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 8:33, archived)

at least there's a little sunshine

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 8:42, archived)

London might get snow Sunday

(Nicki Minaj, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 8:51, archived)

I'll believe it when I see it

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 9:06, archived)

One Saturday we were all up the pub 1 ish and it started snowing a blizzard , we were all like big kids , snowball fights , pushing people over, goodtimes

(Nicki Minaj, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 9:11, archived)

I love London in the snow
especially first thing in the morning before all the cars and people have turned it into black slush. I've been stranded in North Finchley twice before though, when they shut the tube down from Archway and beyond
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 9:17, archived)

Got stuck at Greenwich a few years ago , no trains . Uber's were like 100 quid, I sat in the pub and waited till uber's were 25 quid

(Nicki Minaj, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 9:19, archived)

I paid £50 for a black cab from Finchley to Archway, dropping off a girl who worked for me on the way
My boss 'lost' the receipt so I got nowt...
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 10:23, archived)

If only the Viet Cong would "stop messin about" eh?
Hahaha
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 10:14, archived)

yeah, those yellow-bellied gooks!!!
Haha!
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 10:25, archived)

I bet Kenneth hid in a vast network of tunnels in his lifetime

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 10:27, archived)

'iiinnn, ouuuut, iiinnn, ouutt'

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 10:29, archived)

THIS was Robin's Wish, to be immortalised in /chat form
Saved gari from having to watch that film.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 10:52, archived)

Speaking of that list,
my other half got me the 3D blu-ray of Mortal Engines from the bargain bucket in HMV as a stocking filler from Santa. We watched it yesterday, and both thought it was a perfectly enjoyable way to waste a couple of hours.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 10:59, archived)

my kid loves the book series

tl;dr you have the same tastes as a 12 year old girl
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 11:01, archived)

If your tl;dr is longer than the original comment
You might be doing it wrong
( Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 13:00, archived)

TEST YOUR MIGHT!

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 11:02, archived)

Henry and James were a palette swap

(dribble, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 12:00, archived)

You must have quite the vaccination army up there with half the population used to jacking up , have they all volunteered?

(Nicki Minaj, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 11:24, archived)

Nah, they all said that they're not poisoning their body wi that shite, all they fuckin chemicals, no fuckin way.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 17:51, archived)

I just fed a horse an apple

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 11:00, archived)

/euphemism

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 11:01, archived)

Trying to find out if there are any illegal raves nearby
Assuming I avoid the police when they come to break it up, I hear that I can have 500 quid for getting ill
(dribble, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 11:07, archived)

or a 200' statue of Diane Abbott wielding a huge strapon
/ac
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 11:23, archived)

Holding it aloft as if it were the sword of grayskull

(dribble, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 11:39, archived)

Think I'd rather have the money tbh, there's not really space in the garden for something that size

(dribble, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 11:45, archived)

well YOU'RE no fun

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 11:48, archived)