I've got a latte from m'boss confirming I'm a "critical worker."
ha. Coming back to The London!!!! As soon as my partner's not got covid any more he's gonna come and fetch me home. Hurrah!!!
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 15:41, archived)

Are you sure you mean 'latte'?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 15:43, archived)

Don't get me wrong
From context, I can tell this is very good news x
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 15:43, archived)

Dunno, think I'd rather work from home that latte means they can force you to go in

(Nicki Minaj, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 15:45, archived)

All I've got is a permission to travel letter , they didn't try to pretend I'm critical in any way

(Nicki Minaj, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 15:44, archived)

I got a latte from the government the other day
I opened and read it
It said they were wankstain's
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 16:10, archived)

Vg
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 25 Jan 2021, 16:30, archived)

Wait a minute, I think I've figured out what must have happened
You told the Starbucks boy that your name was 'Chris Walker' and they spelled it wrong on the cup
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 16:16, archived)

Wait a minute, I think I've figured out what must have happened
Your boss bought you a coffee but at the same time called you a "shitty ol' wanker"
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 16:19, archived)

<s>t</s> l

(dribble, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 16:25, archived)

also
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( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 16:43, archived)

👍

(dribble, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 17:05, archived)

Who the fucking hell wrote this rubbish?

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 16:52, archived)

Attention sneaker fans
the future is here
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 16:55, archived)

rocking a pair right now m8

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 25 Jan 2021, 17:01, archived)

Perfect for all of the sports

(dribble, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 17:07, archived)

pair with blue jeans and a stetson for the perfect outfit for line noncing

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 17:09, archived)

D:

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 17:12, archived)

Good for cross country running
where you'll probably need to cross a ploughed field or two after a week of heavy rain, and visit a pigsty

Sneakers + wellies = snellies
(dribble, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 17:33, archived)

I know what would go nicely with a latte
costa.es/en/home-made-fartons/
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 17:36, archived)

Keira knightley needs cancelling immediately, she says she has a real problem with the male gays

(dribble, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 17:55, archived)

She should try not looking like one then.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 22:21, archived)