Crafternoon
Like normal ernoon but overpriced and with a strong grapefruit tang
(dribble, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 12:57, archived)

double hopped American style ernoon in a piddly little can with a logo that looks like Mexican tattoo

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 13:11, archived)

Gwyneth Paltrow's mimsy-scentedernoon that explodes making your home smell of celebrity flange
I didn't make this up... www.vanityfair.com/style/2021/01/gwyneth-paltrow-goop-vagina-candle-exploded-inferno-sparks
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 13:14, archived)

actualol

(dribble, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 13:16, archived)

the original firecrotch

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 13:23, archived)

Right enough, Brad did tell me she was dynamite in bed.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 13:31, archived)

You sure he didn't say "she's waxy and drips everywhere leaving odd white marks on the bedsheets"

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 14:27, archived)

fiver a pint mate, fuck that

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 27 Jan 2021, 13:34, archived)