it's not morning any more

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 12:35, archived)

Christ on a bike, you're right!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 12:42, archived)

*now* you tell me

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 12:52, archived)

I’m in mourning for the morning

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 12:55, archived)

Crafternoon
Like normal ernoon but overpriced and with a strong grapefruit tang
(dribble, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 12:57, archived)

double hopped American style ernoon in a piddly little can with a logo that looks like Mexican tattoo

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 13:11, archived)

Gwyneth Paltrow's mimsy-scentedernoon that explodes making your home smell of celebrity flange
I didn't make this up... www.vanityfair.com/style/2021/01/gwyneth-paltrow-goop-vagina-candle-exploded-inferno-sparks
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 13:14, archived)

actualol

(dribble, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 13:16, archived)

the original firecrotch

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 13:23, archived)

Right enough, Brad did tell me she was dynamite in bed.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 13:31, archived)

You sure he didn't say "she's waxy and drips everywhere leaving odd white marks on the bedsheets"

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 14:27, archived)

fiver a pint mate, fuck that

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 27 Jan 2021, 13:34, archived)

It's always 4:20 somewhere!*
*Not necessarily on this planet.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 13:57, archived)

Are you endorsing recreational drug use?
That's disgraceful.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 14:19, archived)

Nothing else relieves my umara composis.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 14:58, archived)

it seems there's a real possibility that the reason mrs q has already had her 1st vax jab is because British+Exit meant we did a deal with AstraZeneca 3 months earlier than the EU did
#NigelWasRight #FourMoreYears #5GMindControl
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 14:00, archived)

Well yes but that is mainly due to the fact its oxford unis jab and the government fund the research, why the vaccine is non profit, perhaps the eu should have bankrolled their unis

(Nicki Minaj, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 14:06, archived)

I think the whole nationalism-through-chance-medical-breakthrough is a bit odd
We have good academic/government/industry partnerships in the UK and a strong, independent uni sector but it was chance that the AstraZenaca worked out well.

Frankly, we've been using overseas student fees to subsidise research in the UK for decades which has been kind-of-great but fuck me it worries me if all those Chinese students stop coming here.

www.theguardian.com/world/2021/jan/26/french-self-esteem-hit-after-pasteur-institute-abandons-covid-vaccine
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 14:25, archived)

China recalled from the west loads of top academics, it was leave you post come back to china and help or face the consequences for you and all family

(Nicki Minaj, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 14:47, archived)