mornin

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 4:41, archived)

moin
as they say in Hamburg
( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 5:56, archived)

just having a nice g&t

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 7:37, archived)

I first read that as "gant", thinking it was some special form of internet parlance but I quickly came to my senses.
good on you! you should have another one after that and then another because omne trium perfectum.
( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 8:50, archived)

i've tickled my pickle and now i'm going to bed

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 10:30, archived)

He is M - moribund
He is O - ogre-like
He is R - repulsive
He is N - narcissist
He is I - ignorant
He is N - neediest
He is MO-O-ORNIN
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 6:38, archived)

IT'S FUN TO STAY AT THE
M
O
R
N
I
N

You can have a good meal, you can do whoever you feel
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 8:06, archived)

I had an exchange on reddit last week about that record
'Gosh, I used to love that song (YMCA) whenever I would hear it. I thought it was inspirational, about providing hope to a young man who was struggling. Now it's going to be associated with Trump rallies.'

Me:
'Please be /s it's about cruising for gay sex, which in fairness may well have gone on at Trump rallies and good luck to them'

Them:
'Nah, that song is often played at weddings, at dances, at special occasions. I've never heard it being associated with gay sex. Maybe in your country, it has a different meaning, but that's not how it was intended, and it is still often played here in the U.S. for various events.'

I'm still laughing a week later - how fucking naive/ignorant can a person be?
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 8:35, archived)

Americans are a special sort of dumb

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 28 Jan 2021, 8:41, archived)

the dude said they'd seen the video 'many times' and still hadn't clocked it
that's the video featuring this lovely chap

i.ytimg.com/vi/KQ3drn1t35g/hqdefault.jpg
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 8:46, archived)

I used to dress just like that.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 28 Jan 2021, 8:49, archived)

I'm dressed like that RIGHT NOW

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 8:51, archived)

I'd just like to say that if anyone suggests that my outfit is even the tiniest bit gay, I will sue them

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 8:53, archived)

Who the fuck do you think you are? Bucks Fizz?

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 9:00, archived)

as I always say, gay homo means happy human

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 9:01, archived)

that's funny, I always say that too!

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 9:07, archived)

cheryl baker y/n

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 28 Jan 2021, 9:08, archived)

cheryl danny
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 9:13, archived)

it's a big fat Y from me!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 28 Jan 2021, 9:16, archived)

t's 'm
t nn
from me
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 9:17, archived)

cheryl danny Ma
( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 9:18, archived)

yes

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 9:16, archived)

Careful, you may end up with a lawsuit
www.out.com/music/2020/9/23/village-people-will-sue-you-saying-ymca-about-gay-sex
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 8:48, archived)

jesus, what a fucking liar

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 8:51, archived)

Not sure if he managed to keep a straight face
when he said the same thing about Macho Man and In The Navy.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 8:59, archived)

I really don't think he has a 'straight' face

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 9:08, archived)

Denial is a powerful force.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 9:10, archived)

Lol
Aw
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 9:02, archived)

ikr

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 9:09, archived)

'Gay sex' probably means something different over there
what with their corrupted language
(dribble, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 9:18, archived)

hullo

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 7:50, archived)

yo blud

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 7:53, archived)

wanker

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 28 Jan 2021, 8:00, archived)

wanking under the influence

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 8:22, archived)

I hope your leg don't break

(dribble, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 8:32, archived)

*runs to the door, opens the door and shouts* "FUCK YOU MORNING, AND THE DOG THAT BUMMED YOUR NAN"

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 8:07, archived)

bet you didn't

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 8:23, archived)

I thought about it though
which is the same thing
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 8:48, archived)

that's true

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 10:31, archived)

Good Morning Mr Hitler

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 8:10, archived)

good morning Cheers

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 8:22, archived)

Leon Theremin invented a covert listening device that was nearly untraceable,
To help the Russians spy on the Americans
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 28 Jan 2021, 8:40, archived)

that bloody bastard

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 8:40, archived)

Also, the instrument he invented is close to unplayable and mostly owned by complete pricks.
Like TH
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 28 Jan 2021, 8:49, archived)

I bet Tango's got one an' all

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 8:55, archived)

I used to have one but I thought it marked me out as a complete prick
so I gave it to my sister's two boys because you'd not hear the awful sound over the constant racked those buggers make.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 9:01, archived)

What you want is a playtronic touch, m8

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 9:03, archived)

Why would he want a vibrator

(dribble, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 9:16, archived)

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 9:28, archived)

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 9:31, archived)

I don't have a theremin, actually
But that's mainly because decent ones are too expensive
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 9:03, archived)

I almost bought a Moog one

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 9:22, archived)

?
pbs.twimg.com/media/Cnw_b8BXYAAWk50.jpg
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 9:25, archived)

No private pictures pls

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 9:31, archived)

that's a big fat bone you've got there m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 10:06, archived)

yeah

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 9:33, archived)

heil hitler, heil all

( broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 8:48, archived)

heil m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 8:55, archived)

heil o

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 10:32, archived)

Oh you nazi boys

(dribble, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 10:41, archived)