moving on to the shop
fucking booze time
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:20, archived)

I'm on my 6th tin

(Nicki Minaj, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:25, archived)

of? Baked beans? Skol?

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:27, archived)

4 numbers at work , 2 hellen kellers at home

(Nicki Minaj, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:30, archived)

i used to drink a lot at work
eventually had to quit my job at the brewery.
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:37, archived)

I'm on a £3 bottle of red from Asda, rocking it unemployed dole scum stylee

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:32, archived)

Is it nice?

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:33, archived)

alright planearm anything good etc
it's drinkable, I'm no wine ponce, groceries.asda.com/product/all-other-grapes/southern-point-shiraz-merlot/910001436612
( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:38, archived)

That reminds me, I'm running low on screenwash.

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:41, archived)

i bet you are
the amount of frustrated climaxes you get through in a day
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:43, archived)

oh that is very witty :)

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:46, archived)

bit of lemonade takes the edge off
OR, if you're spanish, coca cola. tinto de verano (colour of summer) is a popular spanish drink. in case you're not up to speed, yes, red wine and coke.
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:38, archived)

I'm not sure broadsword knows much about Spain

(Nicki Minaj, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:47, archived)

never heard of it

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:47, archived)

they build bridges over most of them these days i think

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:48, archived)

no m8
tinto de verano is red wine and lemonade

coca cola and red wine is a calimocho
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:49, archived)

Oh man no job yet?

Lol job
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:43, archived)

nah, gonna get round to that when everything's a bit less covid-y

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:51, archived)

Dearest b, you are not alone , for as long as I am breathing you live in my heart that is where I am employed by you.
X
(Nicki Minaj, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:45, archived)

Sweetest m, your thoughts keep me going in this toughest of times xxx

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:47, archived)

Got a couple of 4-packs of strongbow
Going down nicely
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 20:40, archived)