fackin wazzing it down rudebwai style here

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 30 Jan 2021, 8:52, archived)

Someone in the village knocked on the door to ask about my opinion on the current flooding.
I don't really have an opinion on the current flooding. It was an awkward conversation and I was in my dressing gown.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 30 Jan 2021, 8:53, archived)

should've flashed them a bit of cock

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 30 Jan 2021, 8:59, archived)

"Well it's wet, innit"

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 30 Jan 2021, 9:24, archived)

I also live up the hill, so my house won't ever flood.
Why should I give a shit about the lower village wankers.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 30 Jan 2021, 9:47, archived)

Well quite

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 30 Jan 2021, 9:52, archived)

It might if your boiler fucks up.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 30 Jan 2021, 11:37, archived)