Eric Clapton is an anagram of Narcoleptic

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 31 Jan 2021, 8:37, archived)

Really makes you think

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sun 31 Jan 2021, 9:20, archived)

Not really.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 31 Jan 2021, 9:27, archived)

oh

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sun 31 Jan 2021, 9:30, archived)

that's good to know
I've been sick as a dog since late afternoon, awful stomach ache, went to bed @ 7pm & am still not right now. Occasional relief from the odd guff but it's only temporary. Wtf is wrong with me?

Pray for me windy - this could be it for me
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 31 Jan 2021, 9:40, archived)

Did you eat any poison?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 31 Jan 2021, 9:41, archived)

only a little bit

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 31 Jan 2021, 9:46, archived)

me, yesterday
4.bp.blogspot.com/_A_3-6iUz9DQ/SePJUwHLIhI/AAAAAAAADK8/q_sZUN9MF-o/s280/mushroom.jpg.jpg
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 31 Jan 2021, 9:48, archived)

I didnt know Clapton was a crazy racist
www.insidehook.com/article/music/eric-clapton-racism
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 31 Jan 2021, 10:08, archived)

he really lost his way in the 70s

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 31 Jan 2021, 10:17, archived)

He used the phrase "keep the wogs out"
That's pretty bad.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 31 Jan 2021, 10:27, archived)

an alcoholic and a wife-beater as well
lovely chap
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Sun 31 Jan 2021, 10:29, archived)

Slowhands liked to throw hands.
At his wife.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 31 Jan 2021, 10:30, archived)

and he chucked his kid out of that window

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 31 Jan 2021, 10:43, archived)

Just to get a no1 single , disgusting really

(Nicki Minaj, Sun 31 Jan 2021, 10:46, archived)

didn't even say please

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 31 Jan 2021, 11:17, archived)

Not to mention the fact that he named one of his guitars "Blackie"

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sun 31 Jan 2021, 11:24, archived)

gosh imagine how cross brb must be with him
wouldn't want to be in ol' Eric's size 9's, that's for sure
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 31 Jan 2021, 11:27, archived)

just so he could string it up

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Sun 31 Jan 2021, 12:14, archived)

He loved putting his hands round its neck

(dribble, Sun 31 Jan 2021, 14:24, archived)

youtu.be/LOrIBY16mXI
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 31 Jan 2021, 12:49, archived)

That might have been your mistake.
I do really hope you don't die.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 31 Jan 2021, 9:52, archived)

hope you dinnae die m8

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 31 Jan 2021, 9:50, archived)

I just feel like if i could only have a gassy, splattery shit I'd be OK but it's nae happnin'

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 31 Jan 2021, 9:56, archived)

Try a prunes and stout coctail

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 31 Jan 2021, 12:17, archived)

egad

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 31 Jan 2021, 12:23, archived)

Are the guffs really eggy? Have you been burping?
If so, it could be gastroenteritis
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 31 Jan 2021, 10:22, archived)

no smell as such, just a really aching indigestion type of feeling

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 31 Jan 2021, 10:44, archived)

Have you been eating spoonfuls of baking powder?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 31 Jan 2021, 12:10, archived)

only a few

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 31 Jan 2021, 12:23, archived)

Sounds like you've eaten something that's given you a dose of the bloat
Try drinking boiled water, but don't let it cool down too much
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 31 Jan 2021, 12:19, archived)

I'll give it a go ta

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 31 Jan 2021, 12:24, archived)

fancy that
get well s'oon Queef Richard's
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Sun 31 Jan 2021, 9:49, archived)

chz m8
Just throwing this out there

www.recipetineats.com/slow-roast-leg-of-lamb/#jump-dozer
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 31 Jan 2021, 9:55, archived)

lol
read at your peril
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Sun 31 Jan 2021, 10:00, archived)

lol

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 31 Jan 2021, 10:01, archived)

You know what? That IS interesting

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 31 Jan 2021, 10:23, archived)

Dunno why he's so anti-lockdown, then, if he just sleeps all the time. The fucking idiot.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 31 Jan 2021, 11:14, archived)

Doesn't like going to bed with a face covering just in case he sleepwalks into a supermarket

(dribble, Sun 31 Jan 2021, 11:44, archived)

he was shit and a cunt

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 31 Jan 2021, 12:47, archived)

Windy, I mean

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 31 Jan 2021, 12:47, archived)

Cream had their moments

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 31 Jan 2021, 12:54, archived)

yeah I've a soft spot for disraeli gears from repeated listens when I was 15
but he was right to shit his pants when Hendrix turned up with some actual talent
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 31 Jan 2021, 13:10, archived)

ted nugent, you mean

(dribble, Sun 31 Jan 2021, 13:23, archived)

NOW YOU OWN IT

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 31 Jan 2021, 13:25, archived)

Absolutely
Him and Paed Townshend knew the game was up
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 31 Jan 2021, 13:27, archived)

I love Cream
But I hate literally everything else he did
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sun 31 Jan 2021, 14:57, archived)

Tangled I mean

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sun 31 Jan 2021, 14:58, archived)

he did improve that ymo though

(dribble, Sun 31 Jan 2021, 15:16, archived)

Like fuck he did

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sun 31 Jan 2021, 15:35, archived)

Blind Faith should have been great.
But weren't.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 31 Jan 2021, 16:26, archived)

I wouldn't be surprised if Morrissey turns out to be a paedo

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 31 Jan 2021, 14:47, archived)

Instead of gay or as well

(dribble, Sun 31 Jan 2021, 14:57, archived)

as well

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 31 Jan 2021, 15:14, archived)

gaedo
Maybe yours etc
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 31 Jan 2021, 16:56, archived)

The antichrist daggers?

(dribble, Sun 31 Jan 2021, 18:06, archived)

at infest?

(dribble, Sun 31 Jan 2021, 18:06, archived)

amy childs has piled on weight but I still would

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 31 Jan 2021, 19:00, archived)