ok, first question, who is Captain Tom

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 1 Feb 2021, 10:20, archived)

could be a David Bowie tribute act eh

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 1 Feb 2021, 10:25, archived)

he's a national hero who proved that the nhs doesn't need funding from central government

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 1 Feb 2021, 10:51, archived)

It's funded a room the nurses can go to cry when watching thousands of old people die thanks to "eat out help out" all gets a bit much

(dribble, Mon 1 Feb 2021, 11:00, archived)

UK's infection rate was like 1 in 20000 then , unlike London in December which was 1 in 30

(Nicki Minaj, Mon 1 Feb 2021, 11:03, archived)

I just like to lazily blame everything on that

(dribble, Mon 1 Feb 2021, 11:07, archived)

no correlation i'm sure

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Mon 1 Feb 2021, 12:03, archived)

Captain Tom is the new Skee-Lo

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 1 Feb 2021, 11:02, archived)

ok now I'm worried about the *old* Skee-Lo

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 1 Feb 2021, 11:18, archived)

He did a charity walk around his garden
But it was for the spastics society
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 1 Feb 2021, 11:35, archived)

I wondered where dozer had got the money for his new wheelchair from
now I know.

Thanks, Skee-Lo!
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 1 Feb 2021, 11:54, archived)

He's a fucken million years old
And because of the UK's obsession with WW2, we all collectively masturbate over someone who was there, wandering around his garden
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 1 Feb 2021, 11:04, archived)

^ traitor

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 1 Feb 2021, 11:07, archived)

Sounds like a cunt.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 1 Feb 2021, 11:16, archived)

Me you mean

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 1 Feb 2021, 11:25, archived)

Nice comma placement

(dribble, Mon 1 Feb 2021, 11:10, archived)

Thanks, I've just had it done
/ac
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 1 Feb 2021, 11:11, archived)

I haven't had a garden wank for ages
roll on the summer
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 1 Feb 2021, 12:13, archived)