morning
*logs out* jfc

*logs back in*

ah, that's better, bit too much 'whimsy, not aggression' for me, thanks all the same.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 4 Feb 2021, 8:03, archived)

Speaker chat woo yay!

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 4 Feb 2021, 8:10, archived)

again

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 4 Feb 2021, 8:16, archived)

I always miss the best bits

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 4 Feb 2021, 8:33, archived)

I'm not sure that applies in this instance

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 4 Feb 2021, 8:42, archived)

I used to work in a HiFi shop, I'm full of exciting anecdotes about speakers
exciting anecdotes tedious walk
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 4 Feb 2021, 8:45, archived)

was it a really big shop then?

( broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 4 Feb 2021, 9:11, archived)

:)

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 4 Feb 2021, 9:15, archived)

Ducking autocorrect

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 4 Feb 2021, 10:05, archived)

It was only around 10 to 10 when it started shit posting and yet mongy is stuck on the naughty step, all mods are shit , there

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 4 Feb 2021, 8:12, archived)

What happened to manolith

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 Feb 2021, 8:13, archived)

Stupid fucking hippy left , I hate him

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 4 Feb 2021, 8:19, archived)

Kunt got to him

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 4 Feb 2021, 8:19, archived)

He grew so tall, that he broke through the upper atmosphere
And just sort of, drifted off into space
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 4 Feb 2021, 8:50, archived)

morning
might 'do a Bobby Sands' until justice is done

I'll wait until after breakfast to start, though
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 4 Feb 2021, 8:19, archived)

Hello

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 Feb 2021, 8:13, archived)

yes sir

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 4 Feb 2021, 8:19, archived)

Sex

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 Feb 2021, 8:27, archived)

yeah ok go on, just a quick one though

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 4 Feb 2021, 8:43, archived)

It really is a lot less upsetting when you put him on ignore, isn't it
I'm not one to do that, usually, but I think he needs to take some time away from here. He's obviously going through something, and /chat isn't helping
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 4 Feb 2021, 8:13, archived)

I would think it's most likely your fault.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 Feb 2021, 8:17, archived)

And if it is, I apologise
But I suspect he was like this before I showed up
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 4 Feb 2021, 8:49, archived)

I find it exhausting

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 4 Feb 2021, 8:43, archived)

Yeah
I'm not really sure what he's trying to achieve. Oh well. I wish him well, nonetheless
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 4 Feb 2021, 8:49, archived)

I don't

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 4 Feb 2021, 9:19, archived)

No, I imagine you don't
He did get a bit personal, which definitely isn't on
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 4 Feb 2021, 9:20, archived)

I'm no stranger to the old 'turns into a cunt when drunk' disorder but that's a bigger problem when the culprit appears to be drunk all the time
That can be shortened to 'is a full-time cunt'
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 4 Feb 2021, 9:22, archived)

Quite

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 4 Feb 2021, 9:22, archived)

Me you mean

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 4 Feb 2021, 9:23, archived)

I have you down more are the 'crying teenage girl on the stairs at a house party' kind of drunk, m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 4 Feb 2021, 9:24, archived)

more are the we led it off the road

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 4 Feb 2021, 9:26, archived)

that too

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 4 Feb 2021, 9:41, archived)

Well they're all bastards anyway

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 4 Feb 2021, 9:44, archived)

morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 4 Feb 2021, 8:44, archived)

you betcha

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 4 Feb 2021, 8:54, archived)

^ Fargo fan

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 4 Feb 2021, 9:18, archived)

oh ya?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 4 Feb 2021, 9:22, archived)

i didnae ken there's a fourth series of it

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 4 Feb 2021, 9:27, archived)

if there's one thing the world does not need it's 'more Fargo'

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 4 Feb 2021, 9:42, archived)

I dunno, I quite liked War Horse.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 4 Feb 2021, 9:48, archived)

I don't get this, sorry m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 4 Feb 2021, 9:52, archived)

oh 'Morpugo'
in your own time Richard
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 4 Feb 2021, 9:59, archived)

Yeah, sorry, I forgot that I should keep the more highbrow humour for /board.
They're much more refined over there, with their funny-faced forklift man and 'imagine if [x] was STAR WARS' image challenges.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 4 Feb 2021, 11:24, archived)

ah, now
The TV series is a different beast compared with the film. I really enjoyed the first two, wusnae that keen on the third one with ewan mcgregor.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 4 Feb 2021, 9:53, archived)

no u

+wan mcgregor
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 4 Feb 2021, 9:54, archived)

he always come across as a deeply smug wanker

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 4 Feb 2021, 10:14, archived)

Hello, there

(dribble, Thu 4 Feb 2021, 10:27, archived)

GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU CUNT

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 4 Feb 2021, 10:41, archived)

morning
It's just visual noise, I seem to be able to tune it out. Probably because I don't usually bother scrolling down very far, benefit of this place being tumbleweed city these days.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 4 Feb 2021, 8:44, archived)

in my case 'visual noise with a side order of deranged spiteful personal attack'

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 4 Feb 2021, 9:16, archived)

wouldn't it be great if spanishfly came back too?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Feb 2021, 8:50, archived)

gosh yes

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 4 Feb 2021, 9:16, archived)

Wowzers!!!!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 4 Feb 2021, 9:18, archived)

Which was the one who had a pub and also his wife and children hated him

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 Feb 2021, 9:49, archived)

Dr Best Troll
You know, the amazingly thin-skinned 'best troll'.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 4 Feb 2021, 9:53, archived)

he was no Doctor Frog

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 4 Feb 2021, 10:02, archived)

Gee golly gosh what a swell morning :)

( broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 4 Feb 2021, 9:12, archived)

praise be to allah, m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 4 Feb 2021, 9:17, archived)

morning
it's so much more peaceful when you've filtered out all the beakering
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 4 Feb 2021, 9:37, archived)

morning indeed

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 4 Feb 2021, 9:59, archived)

f v
(dribble, Thu 4 Feb 2021, 9:48, archived)

f l

GOOD TOIMES
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 4 Feb 2021, 9:54, archived)

^
Wonder where he is now. Didn't he try to make a comeback at one point?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 4 Feb 2021, 10:56, archived)

This doctors waiting room is odd,


Sort of like someone abandoned a game of musical chairs a few weeks ago and is too scared to enter the room to tidy it up
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 Feb 2021, 11:03, archived)